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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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Yeah, but you put it all in caps.

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YEAH, AND ?

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Oops, you're doing it again.

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I KNOW WHAT IM DOIN

I LOST THIS GOMEN

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It must be stuck.

There's something you press to turn it off. You know that though, right?

1/2 NO WORRIES, i'm ill myself so on the slow side! ;w;

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A COURSE I FUCKIN

[ ok no breathe, this guy's just trying to get the better of him ]

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just cuz the letters are big dont make it a lie

oh no get well soon!!! 1/3

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[Robin doesn't have to be there to see this wind get taken out of his sails.]

No, it doesn't. But using caps lock seems like a good way to seem vehement about something. Like:

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YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD LIAR.

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See?

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ur EXTRA right !
bein a bad liar is a good thing

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[interesting.]

You think so?
Being a good one makes life easier, though.

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ill pick the hard path over bein fake & a liar any day

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In that case...
Was your question really hypothetical?

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[ ........ ]

define hypothetical

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Hold on. You're using words you don't know the meaning of?

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NO
ur just tryna corner me into admittin something
& til i know what u fuckin want i need some specifics so we dont get this shit crossed

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Who, me? Nah. Why would I do that?

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i dont know why shitty people do shitty things, u tell me

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[BOI U HAVE NO IDEA.]

I guess right now it would be because some kid is admitting he might have an STI on a public network instead of just going to a doctor?

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[ perhaps he'd like to....... ]

doctors cost money, advice is free

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[w-well. to that I say: good luck.......]

Well, that's true.
It doesn't mean you're not an idiot for doing it, though.

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what the fuck !
u know what nobody asked u, get lost !!

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No, I'm pretty sure you did. Asking for "hypothetical" advice and all? You just said it.
But before I leave you alone, you asked for the definition. Hypothetical means that it could be real or it couldn't.
Thanks to your caps and how you said you'd rather not lie, I think we kinda know the answer to that one.

One more piece of advice: tell the doctor you're Moonblessed. They should be able to tell you everything you need to know.

See you. Good luck, kid.

not here!!!!!!!

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[ WAO he wants to punch this guy in the face so bad ]

[ time to pretend he Doesn't Care™ for six hours until he rage texts his inbox at 2am because "literally can't not care" is his entire personality ]