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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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Relevance to others don't matter. Yer a midget to me.

[ and that's that on that. will Guanshan ever call him anything else? probably not. ]

[ several bags are torn open, two gyros meticulously inspected for spinach. disgusting green leafy devils. once he's satisfied, he spreads them open and dumps a healthy dose of sauce on them before closing them back up and stuffing one into his gullet. there's definitely a smear of sauce on his cheek as he plops his ass on the closest piece of furniture he can. ]

I don't gotta, like, pay some big magical price fer this do I? Lose a arm or some shit.

i live

[wearingguess]

[[ for real tho feel free to drop this, i just felt like, since the stated endpoint is a glowing dick spell, it would be kind of weird to just move on to new things with no attempt to address how that turned out ]]

[ fortunately titus ordered three gyros so there's still one left for him!! ...but actually he's starting with some of the baklava. ]

What? No, nothing like that.
Why, are you trying to get rid of an arm?