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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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[despairing_hope]

Well there is a general sex education class, and then diseases in science. Most of this is common knowledge if you read enough.

[Texture? What a strange way to phrase it.]

Did anywhere else have a texture?

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ok i definitely dont read enough

yeah i guess but not like
the SAME texture......

[despairing_hope]

How was it different? Did it seem similar to anything?

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uhhhhh
like goosebumps but bigger & more spread out

[despairing_hope]

Are you sure this isn't related to the moon changes?

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not anymore but it didnt have scales on it & i dunno what the fuck a fish dick look like

[despairing_hope]

Some have tubes with hooks or spurs on them. I suppose it depends on the type of fish.

But if it makes you feel better, this society doesnt have STIs. So at worse it's probably some temporary magical thing.

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s
spurs ?
thats like thorns ??? WHY

yea im still callin bullshit on that

[despairing_hope]

Why? This world has advanced technology and magic? Even back home had nearly iraticated most ilnesses.

As for spurs, to stay inside untill insemination is complete. A lot of animals are like that.

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u must be from a different planet than me cuz we sure as hell didnt

wait the
the spurs do ??
just.... a ball of thorns jabbed inside a pussy for however long ?

[despairing_hope]

Well, most of the severe ones. And maybe not world wide, but my country definitely had little outbreaks. Compared to 50 or 60 years ago a lot has changed on that front, so thinking a more advanced society is further along isnt unreasonable.

That's a crude way of putting it, but I suppose yes. Usually they relax after insemination and some time has passed to ensure insemination. Cats are like that.

1/2

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i never wanted to know that about cats but thanks anyway

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wait
i seen some cat moonblessed

do they.........

[despairing_hope]

I can't speak for others but I definitely don't!

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are u lyin
why else would somebody know so much about cat dicks

[despairing_hope]

That is simple education and reading. You can learn those things simply checking out a book on animal biology. It's a pretty common fact even. Don't judge the world on your own ignorance.

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it aint that its hard to find its whyd u go lookin in the 1st place
dont judge the world on ur own freaky kink

[despairing_hope]

You have never been curious about animals and decided to read about them?

Have you never gone to a library and spent all day there?

Have you never looked up a topic and gone down a rabbit hole before?

How sad.

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have u ever
shut the fuck up ?

[despairing_hope]

I'm suppose to be quiet when you're insulting me for your narrow idea of what people should and should not know?

And I was trying to be helpful even.

[No, he never does.]

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WHERE was u tryna help ?!

[despairing_hope]

This entire time? It's pretty clear you don't have an STI and it's just part of the moon stuff.

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U GAVE ME A 101 ON HERPES, RUINED CATS, & THEN STARTED TALKIN SHIT

[despairing_hope]

Something you knew nothing about, a common known fact, and you were the one being hostile.

Really now.

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im gonna
make another fuckin network post
w/ a goddamn poll asking how many people knew cats had barbed dicks before coming to A GODFORSAKEN PLANET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE UNIVERSE WHERE PEOPLE TURN INTO WEREWOLVES BUT ACTUALLY EVERY FUCKING ANIMAL IN MUFASA'S WHOLE SHITTING KINGDOM

[ don't mind him he's having an aneurysm. ]