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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

Comments

[badluckblues]

well that sounds like a personal problem

[wearingguess]

I'll get four orders to start with... We can always get more later.
Now, we shall see whether the food gets here first, or you do!

[despairing_hope]

I can't speak for others but I definitely don't!

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do u got a animal dick, how are u not worried about it
just cuz it aint weird to a buncha fuckin aliens dont make it normal

[pushpin]

are u lyin
why else would somebody know so much about cat dicks

[satanslash]

i think i missed any recent classes about that

thats weird tho

i really hope there arent any actual fucked up diseases here

[despairing_hope]

That is simple education and reading. You can learn those things simply checking out a book on animal biology. It's a pretty common fact even. Don't judge the world on your own ignorance.

[pushpin]

it aint that its hard to find its whyd u go lookin in the 1st place
dont judge the world on ur own freaky kink

[despairing_hope]

You have never been curious about animals and decided to read about them?

Have you never gone to a library and spent all day there?

Have you never looked up a topic and gone down a rabbit hole before?

How sad.

[pushpin]

RIGHT ? i swear im gonna catch space flu & die !
or cancer
theres cancer causing stuff around, right..... who am i gonna sue when im 50 & just a big walking tumor

[pushpin]

have u ever
shut the fuck up ?

[despairing_hope]

I'm suppose to be quiet when you're insulting me for your narrow idea of what people should and should not know?

And I was trying to be helpful even.

[No, he never does.]

[satanslash]

idk man i think cancer just kinda happens

it gets worse if you like eat or breathe stuff thats bad for you though and everything here seems pretty clean?

but i guess you could sue uh

the


knights?

idk who is actually in charge here...

[cadeuces]

No, I suppose you didn't.
But luckily for you I did in fact take pictures.
The spots felt like velvet. I miss them just a little.

( The blatant honesty and casual way he shoots it back is refreshing, in a way. She still has no idea how it was they originally got so close they'd be intimate when he seems so young, in the end, but she supposes it doesn't matter overmuch.

She thought it was nice, too. Even if it wasn't an "again" for her. )

I appreciated the care.
I am still very sorry for all of the... biting. I'm not usually like that at all.
I don't like to hurt others.

[grilletto]

you know you don't have to do it right?
like it's not a requirement?

[offshoots]

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I don't think anyone believes the whole "hypothetical" excuse of yours.

[coralroot]

knowing this place i really wouldn't be surprised if some people actually had chicken dicks

or duck dicks

which is terrifying

[boobytraps]

( Ooh. This is interesting. )

So, do you? Have the ball and tackle, that is.

— action

[pushpin]

[ if Titus had put money on the food, he'd be right. ]

[ reluctance has Guanshan taking his sweet ass time, a hair-brained idea fueled by morbid curiosity and the masochistic love of his own righteous anger that logic all tries to beat out to no avail; he's not the social type, but he does like diving into all the wrong decisions just for the hell of it. ]

[ he doesn't look all that different from how one might imagine from his texts — dour-faced, a hard brow, a mouth that permanently makes a frown. maybe taller than pictured, the knocks at Titus's door coming from high, free hand stuffed in his jacket. ]

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look i would take a bad case of the itches over this, dont get it twisted

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WHERE was u tryna help ?!

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somebody already told me about cat dicks & u know what ? i DONT wanna know about ducks !!

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i dont think i really even wanna know, id get my ass thrown in prison for wantin to punch em

[pushpin]

yea i think so
i mean fuck i got everything else

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u sure about that