[ it's honestly so sad that some people are ignorant of the fact that acid-wash denim and white lace are timeless and universal. ]

Well, there was never any chance of my becoming tall, but I believe my stature is well within the normal range. Or do you come from a world where everyone is as enormous as you?

[ he shuts the door and gets comfy on the couch, reasoning that the polite thing to do when someone is rifling rudely through all the food is probably to wait patiently for them to finish. ]