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[billionth]

so hey how do u tell some1 they smell real strong lately like not bad or anythin but just smell

more??//

is there a nice way 2 do it

am i a weirdo for smellin my buddy i dont' mean 2


hlep please

Comments

[penpoint]

Let's be very clear:

I have no plans to intentionally hang out with you or Josuke. Also, I'm not old, though I suppose to a child I could see why you'd think that. I was giving you advantage to know not intentionally creep on people.

[teaserving]

what the hell
okuyasu right?

it's spelled leone abbacchio but i know it's probably hard to figure out when you're not italian

nah it's ok you're not the first to do it i kinda gotta expect it by now

[pushpin]

i dont need a therapist & so long as u dont annoy me we can just talk like normal
sound good ?

yea its whatever
smelling things really intensely for the first time was a trip anyway
like everyones kinda got their own smell to em but u usually only get that when they been like workin out or u got ur face in their junk or somethin

[witchwithoutacause]

lmao yeh someone gets it :P

i guess a lotta ppl already brought that up?

[nipzips]

it's natural that your dad will wanna protect you right

... but i guess i'm getting used to my dad looking out for me here too, so i see why you find it weird

[ not that the elder Joseph is a bad guy. he's just .... so old that the dynamics don't work like that anymore. Josuke looks after him instead. ]

as for me ... niece or not you're a great friend, and i definitely don't want anything shitty to happen to you

[reposing]

You're sweet. [wow wtf okuyasu is eternally adorable]

It can be difficult to phrase this sort of thing out to someone else. Communication is an eternal struggle it seems, but I think you will be fine. Just be honest as you have been with me, for example.

[wingstosee]

[ oh my god. ]

oh my god

[ she has to hang out with this guy. like, as soon as possible ]

if i can find alien weed do you want to try it together??
because that sounds like the literal best way to pass time imaginable
alien weed with the weedman
weedman420. sorry

[ she doesn't actually know what the 420 means, except for the one time saturn saw it on the clock and dabbed furiously. she assumes it's something... meaningful. ]

[wearingguess]

I never said you were doing that!! I will admit there may be a difference in nuance, but my point was that it is a perfectly fine thing to do either way. Are you sure the real reason you don't have friends is not that you are weird or dumb, but that you are very mean to people who are trying to be friendly??

[naturallywavy]

if you have gorilla-like tendencies, do you mean metaphorical shit or actual shit
or both

thanks
im glad im still funny

[m19_lover]

[Good grief, this guy types bad. Not that Jigen is one to talk, because it takes forever for him to type his own stuff and make it look acceptable.]

You are welcome?

This animal trait stuff is just a huge nuisance in my opinion

[immature]

[ah, what is that supposed to mean? is his brother gone? dead? Osomatsu can't really ask about that, because that's rude. so he just sort of shifts the topic]

well just keep ur chin up then!
worry about talkin to ur friend about this thing
im sure things will work out ok (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

[billionth]

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT REALLY

UD DO THAT

DUDE LETS DO ALIEN WEED TOGETHER AND SEE IF WE GET FREAKY ALIEN MUNCHIES OR SMTH IM DOWN

im nijimura okuyasu btw wats good LOL

[goodgames]

what mainly sets fighters and knight-type classes apart is equipment! like, if you fight gallantly with a sword and shield, you'd definitely be a paladin! but if you'd rather duke it out with your fists, then you can be a powerful warrior or a nimble monk, or even a berserker!

you know your style best, nijimura-kun, so.... i don't think i can choose for you. it's up to you to decide your path!

[wingstosee]

um. yes?????
this is the most exciting thing to happen since i showed up
i mean i grew a snake tail i guess but this is GOOD exciting

nice to meet you! i'm venus
also i'm the devil
sorry if that's a dealbreaker?? you brought up weed so like i kind of figure it's less of a problem than it might be

[getstoned]

it’s a very weird concept and just a little embarrassing

i’m definitely never letting you know about anyone else I might hook up with, you need to worry about yourself in that dept

1/2 I am so sorry

[billionth]

ur WAT NOW

[billionth]

tho ig were all fuckin aliens in space and I met a rl fox princess plus loads of italians

so if ur the devil then i mean


wats new LOL were all weirdos here venus

dw abt it girl

doin weed w satan is hardcore im not pussin out

no I'M sorry for my html... jeez louise

[wingstosee]

OMG
dude you're so chill!! i love it
everyone always freaks out so much over the devil thing or they don't understand what it means
but you get it and you're still totally down to smoke??
this is great. you're great. i really hope we can make this happen

and yeah!! doing weed with satan totally rules.
hail satan, lord on........
....
high?

okay that was really bad. haha.
i tried at least

[nipzips]

i'm ... i'm pretty fine not knowing, yeah

and i don't think i'll be hooking up at all unless iris makes me lose my mind one day

[riptidequeen]

[A lot of that she doesn't exactly get, mostly the kanji and name stuff. Aside from this guy being Billionsuke??

Of course, he mentions Josuke, and hey she knows that name!]

Oh, you're friends with Josuke? Then telling him the truth won't be too bad, he seems like a nice kid.

[getstoned]

oh i dont think i realized you were iris, hope you continue to do okay with that

[plagiarisms]

Well it's good that you are honest with your friend but what if he's already aware?

I suppose if you wanted to be nice about it you, ask him if he's changed his deodorant or cologne recently. At least by mentioning cologne or deodorant, you make it clear that while you've noticed a change, that you don't think his smell is a bad smell.

[desadist]

i'm not weird! i'm just bored!

hey, you don't gotta fuck to sleep together. now you're the weird one.

[nipzips]

well it's been alright so far

it makes me really cuddly and it can get out of hand so i gotta be careful

[getstoned]

i like the cuddly part of iris, it's really nice
somehow i imagine you're a lot cuter during that time