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[billionth]

so hey how do u tell some1 they smell real strong lately like not bad or anythin but just smell

more??//

is there a nice way 2 do it

am i a weirdo for smellin my buddy i dont' mean 2


hlep please

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[billionth]

shut up i dont want ur bitch opinions anymore

[billionth]

ur gonna give a shit when i fuckin scrape half of u away motherfucker

whats ur name so i know who im gonna str8 up murder

[billionth]

HE DONT STINK BRO

DID I SAY HE STINKS

NO

hes my bff anyway u cant just dump ur bff cause ur nose is a dumbass rite?????!!!!!1 he's a real g!

[goneforawalk]

i suppose it could be horny

sometimes smelling is just smelling

also it's my name

because i'm dracula

i wanted to make a joke about not being into vampires and just being saddled with this name but i'm physically incapable of lying so unfortunately you just get to know that dracula is hanging out around every corner

[billionth]

NOOOOOOOooooooo omg wat is wrong w u hell kick my a$$ then

id ruin his hair and hed beat me and id deserve it!!!1!!!


im not tryin to smell him none either its justh appenin coz we live together

i apologise for this shit tag oml

[billionth]

wat LOL

im fucking howling dont be sorry

[goneforawalk]

one vampires are real

two i'm a vampire

three i'm dracula

[immature]

lmao perfect!!!
seriously tho
i dont think ur a weirdo
sometimes you get used to something so when theres something different ur like whoa wtf
like when someone had long hair their whole life suddenly cuts it
it can be shocking!
maybe theres a reason ur friend smells
MORE than before
but if hes ur friend u could probably just talk to him
just depends on how close you two are

[billionth]

tru ig id want him 2 be honest if weird shit was goin on w me or him

im not goin 2 do weird shit like hump his fuckin pillow tho its not like that

i care abt him and im not gonna just push on him or whateva

its p weird 2

thanx 4 advice, mickey! LOL

[grilletto]

guido mista
you want the fuckin address too so your stupid ass doesn't get lost
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO ME THAT I HAVEN'T ALREADY FUCKING DONE TO MYSELF
SO JUST TRY AND FUCKING FIGHT ME

good because this is the okuyasu experience: dipshittery

[billionth]

u kno

id say ur full of shit but were in space so

i cant even say that




but holy fukc ur rly dracula thats

damn dude

u rly hate garlic? garlic's the good shit bro

[nipzips]

bro that's kinda gay ... and really embarrassing, quit it already

[ he's flattered but also what the hell is going on, why does sanguis do this to people ]

i'll come over in a sec just fixing up my hair. that ... actually sounds really cute though

1/2 im sorry i love u

[billionth]

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[billionth]

na im good

a name like that

ur mom clowned on u hard enuff im not goin 2 murder u more than she fuckin did LOL

[getstoned]

are these things people do during sanguis? shit that's weird.

anyway, i'm not too worried, he's had nothing but good things to say about his bff and i trust his judgement.

sorry i don't have any insights for what to expect with the moonblessing shit, i haven't really dealt with a regular sanguis before so it's like idwtf to expect tbh.

[grilletto]

are you fucking serious right now

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[wearingguess]

Have you tried smelling anyone else?

[nipzips]

[ this is really awkward given their history but he's flattered?? ]

well, thanks for being on my side. though it's probably sanguis that's making you notice these things huh?

i love him

[goneforawalk]

i can have garlic now i'm immune to it

i just don't really eat food anymore so there's no point

[billionth]

yeh

sry 4 ur loss dude

thats a fuckin name

u ok????/? lOL

[billionth]

can other ppl read this

ig they can since i saw that mista bitch talkin to u LOL

hes funny

BUT YEH TAKE UR TIME THE EARS ARE HERE BRO.......bro.....i can make em wiggle if i think rly hard

[nipzips]

don't i know it ...

but he's a pretty great guy. the real honest type who stick by you no matter what. you should get to know him too. don't think he knows a lot of girls ...

[grilletto]

maybe?
i guess i never thought about it
but it makes sense
i mean either way you smell good so whatever

[ fuck is that weird that he said that it's totally weird ]

[billionth]

FUCK NO Y WOULD I SMELL SOMEONE ELSE THATS FUCKIN WEIRD BRO

[grilletto]

i go by mista
you absolute asshole
there's nothing wrong with my fucking name