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[billionth]

so hey how do u tell some1 they smell real strong lately like not bad or anythin but just smell

more??//

is there a nice way 2 do it

am i a weirdo for smellin my buddy i dont' mean 2


hlep please

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[goneforawalk]

i suppose it could be horny

sometimes smelling is just smelling

also it's my name

because i'm dracula

i wanted to make a joke about not being into vampires and just being saddled with this name but i'm physically incapable of lying so unfortunately you just get to know that dracula is hanging out around every corner

i apologise for this shit tag oml

[billionth]

wat LOL

im fucking howling dont be sorry

[goneforawalk]

one vampires are real

two i'm a vampire

three i'm dracula

good because this is the okuyasu experience: dipshittery

[billionth]

u kno

id say ur full of shit but were in space so

i cant even say that




but holy fukc ur rly dracula thats

damn dude

u rly hate garlic? garlic's the good shit bro

i love him

[goneforawalk]

i can have garlic now i'm immune to it

i just don't really eat food anymore so there's no point

ty........im lovin alucard too, he's a real g

[billionth]

oh SHIT bro thats good now u can eat all the food u want if u did eat food


id eat all the food i could w weird ingredients if it dont fuck u up or make u fat

wat abt fuckin

crosses

u good? wood steaks??

THANK....THANK

[goneforawalk]

that's a good thought i could eat anything

i mostly just drink wine these days

i'm immune to those too

i mean sure a stake to the chest hurts but it's not going to do much

[billionth]

YEH BITCH OWN UR IMMORTALITY

EAT A WHOLE FUCKIN ROAST DUDE

GO APESHIT

ur p bada$$ tho drac anyone tell u that?????? like u must have loads of ppl come up 2 u askin these questions and u get 2 go 'nah man i dont got nothin im weak 2 LOL eat a dick'

thats rad!!!!!!!!!