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[billionth]

so hey how do u tell some1 they smell real strong lately like not bad or anythin but just smell

more??//

is there a nice way 2 do it

am i a weirdo for smellin my buddy i dont' mean 2


hlep please

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[grilletto]

fuck it's i mean
like we're close but

[grilletto]

i haven't thought about that
i swear
???
holy shit man

[billionth]

ok

its cool if u were into him id step aside LOL

just gotta kno u kno i dont wanna cramp ur a$$ game or whateva dont shit urself mr.

[billionth]

tru ur familys wild

now im rly glad i didnt know bout mine LOL





r u




hittin on me?????????????????????????????????????????

[billionth]

YEH ur jeans r good u got proof no worries

omg SHUT IT BRO ur the 1 gettin girls chasin u all the time LOL sry2say

ill be ur sidekick accountant or smth instead while u keep bein the hero idk

[billionth]

[AW FUCKIN YEAHHHHH BABEY KEEP PATTING HIM YEEEAAAHHH OOOOOOOOOO YEEEEAAAHHH.

Which is to say that Okuyasu's absolutely melting right now, practically arching against Josuke's hand as he grumbles approvingly. Yeah, this'd be weird any other time, but right now it's fine. He'd do the same so it's just natural???]

Hooooooo, I-- [thump thump thump, yeah babey that's the spot] --shit, heh, I dunno. But it's real soft, and it's real nice when you touch it, so I dunno, it can't be like, a big fuck off animal or something, right? Those wouldn't like gettin' pats like I do right now, heh.

[grilletto]

oh yeah
uh
so i mean
are you guys like
you know

[ please say no please say no

he's not ready to be a total homewrecker ]

[billionth]

were bffs

idk its just like if hes w someone i gotta make sure theyre good enuff 4 him




but ig if i was goin 2 be into a dude itd be josuke hes like

all i got u kno

LOL thats gay af but hes rly important 2 me so ig thats y i care so much sry bro

[getstoned]

nah, you don't need to be dealing with something like that while you're adjusting to everything.

but i make no promises for future encounters.

[grilletto]

[ oh fuck he fucked up

he definitely fucked up ]

yeah i mean
we're not together or anything so
i mean
i get it
so i wouldn't wanna get in the way either

[billionth]

[OH THAT'S BULLSHIT HE CAN SMELL IT ON THE INTERNET EVEN]

if u say so man its cool either way

[billionth]

sry LOL idk shit bout girls so its like IS THIS FLIRTING OR NOT didnt mean 2 make it weird on u jolyne

guess itd be weird since ur like


a kid rn to me

even if ur grown or smth here

its like WHOA

[did he miss that second part?? yes. oh Okuyasu.]

[grilletto]

yeah
right
totally

[getstoned]

nah, you didn't make it weird. it's good to ask questions if you're unsure about something, i like to ask a fuckton of questions if i need to know stuff all the time so it's like normal rite??

but yeah, probably don't think about that. time is wonky, but we're all here from various points--like shit, did Josuke tell you my dad is like eighteen here? it's fucking wild, but also kinda cool because we could connect on a different level.

[billionth]

U GET IT i like askin questions 2 its like

im dumb let me kno wat things mean by askin esp if its girl related coz wow girls dont like me but ur chill coz were basically related 2 ig

feels like it kind of





wait WAT LOL UR DADS A KID WTF JOLYNE U SURE UR NOT HIGH

[getstoned]

you could always hit me up for girl related q's, it's not easy figuring shit out if you're not used to it.

dude, def not high. he's legit 18 here, and great gramps joseph is like 19 so it's like crazy all around.

[billionth]

wtf....................



i think im goin 2 need u 4 answerin loads of questions that arent just abt girls

this is wild af damn

so like

times just

it dont matter here????







can dead people be here too jolyne?????

[teaserving]

ugh it's fine
it's just happened way more than i thought it would ever in this place

fantasma is phantom in italian

steal away if it helps explain shit for you
it's hard to be mindful of this moon when it affects you
so just let your friend know you're doing your best

[gentle]

Oh, you’re a Moonblessed too? (OvO)
And okay! Let’s be friends, Mr. wEeDmAn420! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
It’s fine! Friends don’t have to live with each other all the time. (´∀｀=)

[reposing]

Oh. Thank you.

I suppose if you feel like you trust him, but I don't see why there needs to be any pressure to do so. In any case, perhaps just tell him that you've noticed that you enjoy his smell more than usual.

[penpoint]

[ Moon rag -- ]

Cordis. Which [ yes, this reads like a warning ] smell good themselves. As a warning.

It is what it is.

[riptidequeen]

It's a stone, lapis lazuli.

[At least that's what she assumes he means by does it mean anything.]

At least your friend smells nice and not gross, so it's not that bad?

[nipzips]

you know i don't talk to those girls much ....

and i'm not anything like a hero though. whenever we help people we do it together right? i don't think you'd be a sidekick, we're a duo!

though i guess when you're an accountant or whatever you'd probably be really busy with adult stuff.....

[nipzips]

[ It does make him feel weird to be stroking his best friend like he would a large, eager dog, but it feels really nice? He's so soft and warm. Fuck it, it's not like anyone's watching them be weird, and no one would really care about what two dudes get up to in their shared apartment anyway. ]

You like that, bro? You're even thumping your leg and shit ... [ Like a big ole labrador retriever or something. Josuke keeps rubbing at the little spot that Okuyasu likes so much. ] I should be counting my blessings you didn't turn into a weird bug or lizard or something. You know I hate creepy crawlies like that ...

[ He would probably work through his fear to continue touching Okuyasu but he wouldn't be enjoying it as much as he is now. This? This, he can get used to, and he gathers his friend into a warm hug to bask in how soft and fluffy he's become. ]

[naturallywavy]

happy for you that you found a bff that can embrace you and your gorilla-like tendencies
truly, your bff is one of a kind and must have to deal with a lot of crap from you