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[billionth]

so hey how do u tell some1 they smell real strong lately like not bad or anythin but just smell

more??//

is there a nice way 2 do it

am i a weirdo for smellin my buddy i dont' mean 2


hlep please

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[nipzips]

yeah ... that's what i thought, but people were still getting the wrong idea!!

he's my best pal, actually. his name's okuyasu

[getstoned]

people like to take the chance to clown on anything that's easy
in this case your bff's actual concern is the easiest target

but hey, at least now you know he appreciates you no matter what
i'm sure he's a good person if he's your friend

[nipzips]

don't i know it ...

but he's a pretty great guy. the real honest type who stick by you no matter what. you should get to know him too. don't think he knows a lot of girls ...

[getstoned]

sure, maybe once he's more settled with his sanguis stuff we could meet up and get to know each other. it'd be nice to get to know the people from your hometown since it looks like nobody i know is showin up.

[nipzips]

there are a few people from my hometown around, actually. you've probably already met some of them ... you know rohan and reimi?

that's ... pretty rough though, you must miss them huh? i know you talked about that plankton person

[getstoned]

i've met rohan, he's a pretty chill guy. haven't met reimi yet tho, i don't think.

yeah, i miss 'em. even tho anasui was weird, he's an okay guy.

[nipzips]

a chill guy. you really think he's a chill guy. you definitely don't know him like i do ...

who's anasui?

[getstoned]

he seemed nice enough to me, we piloted a mecha together. great bonding activity. take it you two don't get along?

he's someone i met in prison that decided to help me out, i still don't understand why he did that tho because we barely even talked before.

[nipzips]

it's all on him, i've tried. just bring up my name in conversation and he'll probably have 10 nasty things to say about me

huh. maybe anasui's just that nice a guy? or maybe he saw something in you or whatever

[getstoned]

nah, i think i get it. i mean, i met him before i met you and he never even brought you up, but he talked about my dad so 🤷‍♀️ some people just don't click y'know??

mmm... i guess we'll never know.

[nipzips]

that's probably 'cause we all know your dad -- the adult mr. jotaro, at least. yeah rohan and i will probably just never get along, and at this point i'm completely fine with that.

[ he is TIRED and he also knows he doesn't have to be friends with everyone! ]

you said anasui was weird, though. was that the only weird thing about him?

[getstoned]

i think you're a great guy, and this is probably the most important imo

eh... he did some of examination on me, like even opening my mouth to look inside and sniff. then licked my face at one point.

[nipzips]

HE'S JUST A FUCKING PERV WHO'S TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS, JOLYNE

WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THESE CREEPS

[getstoned]

i told you i was in prison, didn't i?

he hadn't tried anything yet after that, so it's been okay. i still worry about what might've happened in the swamp.

[nipzips]

what the fuck was he trying to do to you in the swamp????? if i see this dipshit i'm decking him

[getstoned]

worried about him, not myself. we were trying to get away from the punishment ward with a confusing stand and the moment i last remembered the guards were out there looking for us.

i don’t understand why you’re getting so defensive, bro. he could be weird, but it’s nothing i can’t handle.

[nipzips]

i'm getting defensive 'cause you're my grand niece

[ of course he wants to protect her. ]

guess i misread what you said. that sounds like a shitty situation, but if it means anything, i recently found out this place exists outside of time -- or whatever. when you do go home, you'll probably just pick up where you left off.

[getstoned]

both you and dad are really weird about this y'know?

but thanks, that's assuring.

[nipzips]

it's natural that your dad will wanna protect you right

... but i guess i'm getting used to my dad looking out for me here too, so i see why you find it weird

[ not that the elder Joseph is a bad guy. he's just .... so old that the dynamics don't work like that anymore. Josuke looks after him instead. ]

as for me ... niece or not you're a great friend, and i definitely don't want anything shitty to happen to you

[getstoned]

it’s a very weird concept and just a little embarrassing

i’m definitely never letting you know about anyone else I might hook up with, you need to worry about yourself in that dept

[nipzips]

i'm ... i'm pretty fine not knowing, yeah

and i don't think i'll be hooking up at all unless iris makes me lose my mind one day

[getstoned]

oh i dont think i realized you were iris, hope you continue to do okay with that

[nipzips]

well it's been alright so far

it makes me really cuddly and it can get out of hand so i gotta be careful

[getstoned]

i like the cuddly part of iris, it's really nice
somehow i imagine you're a lot cuter during that time

[nipzips]

[ WAO DON'T EMBARRASS HIM ]

that's only 'cause you haven't seen me ... i think 'clingy' and 'annoying' are the better words for it

[ And slightly horny but he is not going to be discussing that with Jolyne. ]

my eyesight becomes shit too