prismatica | SEX ED PART 2 THE RECKONING

[Abbacchio is sitting in his apartment, looking cozy as hell while he's petting a chicken in his lap. Said chicken looks like she's just nested and not going to move for awhile yet. Sanguis is in effect, so he has horns and his hair is just a mass of wool.]

What's up, assholes. It's that time again to reveal my fountain of wisdom.

It's occurred to me that some of you are having a dilemma. A goddamn sexual crisis, if you will. To some of you, this probably makes no sense, so I'll summarize: in most human cultures, opposing genders getting married and popping out babies is considered the norm, and if you don't then old people piss themselves in rage. Or something like that. Everyone's got a difference experience and some people don't care. Fucking cool.

Anyway.

So you came to Lunatia and thought to yourself "nah I definitely like the other gender I'm straight as hell", but now you're confused. Someone of the same sex has bewitched your genitals and heart, and now you're thinking maybe it's not that simple and now you're having a freak out.

[He pauses to have a sip of tea, then goes back to petting Prince the chicken before she starts fretting.]

First off, calm the fuck down. You got a case of bisexual and it's not life ending. I get it, you're discovering new shit about yourself every day. Hell, I didn't think I'd be caught in furry cuddle moonland, but here we are. I promise you no one's gonna give a shit if you suddenly figure out that maybe tits are great after all or that the dick isn't so bad. Or maybe you just wanna hold hands and kiss a little, I don't fucking know. I don't know your life.

But I do know this: it's totally okay. So the question is, how do you figure this shit out? Well, sometimes you gotta experiment. Go on dates, see how it clicks for you. Watch some porn and see what turns you on, that kind of thing. At least, in my experience that's kind of the only way I figured out jack shit personally.

So if you're an alien or from some fantasy land where no one gives a shit about what gender you date, awesome. This doesn't apply to you and it's probably funny that some of us have to deal with this crap. The rest of you that this might apply to, feel free to ask your questions and I'll try to answer.

You're welcome.

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[ alucard is also lounging but he's just in his usual suit, eyebrows raised. he doesn't have his coat, glasses, or dumb hat on though, thank god. ]

I was born in 1431 and went on a holy crusade for the Roman Catholic church for decades and I didn't have trouble coming to terms with being bisexual. Honestly.

[ ALUCARD.... shut up ]

Oh... So it has a proper term for it.

[Although she finds the term bisexual funny, so don't mind the fact she sounds like she's tried to not laugh at it.]

Wow, not all of us are a cool vampire from the dark ages, asshole.

I actually have no idea if it applies to you or not? Do, uh. Gems have genders?

[ he laughs. ]

All I'm saying is, sometimes a guy in a cassock and cross has a great ass and wields a holy sword with his teeth and you think alright, I am bisexual, and that's that.

[ that is not when he realized he was bisexual he just wants to be horny about anderson, who isn't here and can't complain. ]

Except for one particular Gem, we all go by she. Take that as you will.

Huh. Yeah, I dunno how to take that. Anyway, I guess it's nothing to worry about if you like both anyway?

Can't speak from experience on that one. Not a whole lot of holy sword wielding hot guys in my era. My gay awakening happened primarily in high school, personally. Which you never had to worry about.

I guess so, but it wasn't until I ended up here that I paid much attention to men.

[Too many beefy boys for her not to pay attention to though.]

Um, I mean in that way.

Oh, I fought that guy in 1999. A lucky night. I was fine sleeping with anyone that appealed before that, though.

I have heard some things about high school.

I see. It's helpful to know the proper term.

i'll repeat what i said to the dilf i hung out with a while back:
i'm a sexual vulture, and penis is a plentiful meat
i don't actually like dudes much they just happen to be around and i like money and chroma vibes
i also have like a small harem thing going on which kicks ass

basically take my advice kids:
be like travis and don't give a metaphorical fuck

Edited 2019-12-04 00:25 (UTC)

Wait, there's words for that?

[Look, no one really cared where Cassim grew up (or at least no one was dumb enough to raise a stink about it when there are more important things like not dying and getting food) but there are apparently words for this sort of thing?

Huh.]

[It stands to reason that, if one gen is missing from the troupe, she should be found with her other favourite human. And so Avdol follows the trail--

Okay so he more just looks around the apartment for like, five seconds, before catching Roost Cockman here making another educational post to the network. Does he watch from the sidelines? Bet your ass he does. And he slinks over once it switches to consultation hours, draping over the back of Abbacchio's chair and nuzzling into his hair cloud.]

Is that really how you figured it out? I figured it out while a very attractive doctor was checking my tonsils during a nasty bout of strep throat. Having an older man put something in my mouth while he told me to say aaah...I never looked him in the eye again.

And I found a new doctor, which confused my parents.

[HMMM that's nice. Abbacchio grins to himself, appreciating the affection fuck yeah.]

Okay, look I'm not gonna share my whole personal story with a bunch of people I don't really know. But there was this guy in school and my stupid hormones was like god damn, he's hot at every turn whenever he was practicing for football.

...Soccer to Americans. God, they fuck everything up.

Congrats, now you have a word for it if you like labels.

I'm a little surprised not a lot of people know it, but sometimes it's nice to... I dunno, define yourself or some shit.

Cool, I don't think a bunch of people want a harem, though. Baby steps, man.

Nah, I get you. This place kind of encourages that kind of thing to think about. Not everyone's got their shit figured out. Hell, some don't for a real long time.

Sounds like a danger boner to me, anyway. Wouldn't that holy shit fuck you up?

All things you've heard are probably true.

it's furry fuckpile game time
baby steps don't work just embrace the mindwarping

It encourages a lot of things that are new to me, and I guess others as well.

And better it take some time then have someone rush in and do something that could end poorly?

I'll probably pass, thanks. I'm just impressed someone somewhere thought you needed to label things like that.

Never underestimate the self-loathing of man, or the need to define themselves.

Anyway, it helps some people, so. There you go. I mean, I have my own anyway.

No art this time, huh.

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