SEX ED PART 2 THE RECKONING | video; un: fantasma

[teaserving]

[Abbacchio is sitting in his apartment, looking cozy as hell while he's petting a chicken in his lap. Said chicken looks like she's just nested and not going to move for awhile yet. Sanguis is in effect, so he has horns and his hair is just a mass of wool.]

What's up, assholes. It's that time again to reveal my fountain of wisdom.

It's occurred to me that some of you are having a dilemma. A goddamn sexual crisis, if you will. To some of you, this probably makes no sense, so I'll summarize: in most human cultures, opposing genders getting married and popping out babies is considered the norm, and if you don't then old people piss themselves in rage. Or something like that. Everyone's got a difference experience and some people don't care. Fucking cool.

Anyway.

So you came to Lunatia and thought to yourself "nah I definitely like the other gender I'm straight as hell", but now you're confused. Someone of the same sex has bewitched your genitals and heart, and now you're thinking maybe it's not that simple and now you're having a freak out.

[He pauses to have a sip of tea, then goes back to petting Prince the chicken before she starts fretting.]

First off, calm the fuck down. You got a case of bisexual and it's not life ending. I get it, you're discovering new shit about yourself every day. Hell, I didn't think I'd be caught in furry cuddle moonland, but here we are. I promise you no one's gonna give a shit if you suddenly figure out that maybe tits are great after all or that the dick isn't so bad. Or maybe you just wanna hold hands and kiss a little, I don't fucking know. I don't know your life.

But I do know this: it's totally okay. So the question is, how do you figure this shit out? Well, sometimes you gotta experiment. Go on dates, see how it clicks for you. Watch some porn and see what turns you on, that kind of thing. At least, in my experience that's kind of the only way I figured out jack shit personally.

So if you're an alien or from some fantasy land where no one gives a shit about what gender you date, awesome. This doesn't apply to you and it's probably funny that some of us have to deal with this crap. The rest of you that this might apply to, feel free to ask your questions and I'll try to answer.

You're welcome.

Comments

video. un: dracula.

[goneforawalk]

[ alucard is also lounging but he's just in his usual suit, eyebrows raised. he doesn't have his coat, glasses, or dumb hat on though, thank god. ]

I was born in 1431 and went on a holy crusade for the Roman Catholic church for decades and I didn't have trouble coming to terms with being bisexual. Honestly.

[ ALUCARD.... shut up ]

[teaserving]

Wow, not all of us are a cool vampire from the dark ages, asshole.

Audio | UN: oceangem

[riptidequeen]

Oh... So it has a proper term for it.

[Although she finds the term bisexual funny, so don't mind the fact she sounds like she's tried to not laugh at it.]

[teaserving]

I actually have no idea if it applies to you or not? Do, uh. Gems have genders?

[Video]

[sheisthewind]

I see. It's helpful to know the proper term.

[teaserving]

I'm a little surprised not a lot of people know it, but sometimes it's nice to... I dunno, define yourself or some shit.

un: strawberryshortcake

[lifehacker]

i'll repeat what i said to the dilf i hung out with a while back:
i'm a sexual vulture, and penis is a plentiful meat
i don't actually like dudes much they just happen to be around and i like money and chroma vibes
i also have like a small harem thing going on which kicks ass

basically take my advice kids:
be like travis and don't give a metaphorical fuck

[teaserving]

Cool, I don't think a bunch of people want a harem, though. Baby steps, man.

voice | un: cassim

[fogofdread]

Wait, there's words for that?

[Look, no one really cared where Cassim grew up (or at least no one was dumb enough to raise a stink about it when there are more important things like not dying and getting food) but there are apparently words for this sort of thing?

Huh.]

[teaserving]

Congrats, now you have a word for it if you like labels.

action cause I'm a THOT

[nonehorse]

[It stands to reason that, if one gen is missing from the troupe, she should be found with her other favourite human. And so Avdol follows the trail--

Okay so he more just looks around the apartment for like, five seconds, before catching Roost Cockman here making another educational post to the network. Does he watch from the sidelines? Bet your ass he does. And he slinks over once it switches to consultation hours, draping over the back of Abbacchio's chair and nuzzling into his hair cloud.]

Is that really how you figured it out? I figured it out while a very attractive doctor was checking my tonsils during a nasty bout of strep throat. Having an older man put something in my mouth while he told me to say aaah...I never looked him in the eye again.

And I found a new doctor, which confused my parents.

[teaserving]

[HMMM that's nice. Abbacchio grins to himself, appreciating the affection fuck yeah.]

Okay, look I'm not gonna share my whole personal story with a bunch of people I don't really know. But there was this guy in school and my stupid hormones was like god damn, he's hot at every turn whenever he was practicing for football.

...Soccer to Americans. God, they fuck everything up.

text.

[torsion]

No art this time, huh.

[teaserving]

What the hell was I gonna draw, more dicks? I could have, I guess.

Anyway, my hands are busy with chicken pats.

text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

wait a minute

YOU'RE that guy from the pumpkin patch?????

[Guess who never had the opportunity to put two and two together, and connect "fantasma" with "that guy who got pissed at him for making the hugbugs cry". Until now, that is.]

[teaserving]

Surprise, asshole. [SLOW SIP OF TEA]

No hard feelings. I got a better idea of where you're coming from now.

text; un: aphrodite

[wingstosee]

do people really not know what bisexual means...
is what i want to say?
but like i didn't know shit about fuck before i became satan and went to sex prison, so.
whatever.

so is this coming from experience or what

[teaserving]

People are either really sheltered or just don't know how to describe themselves or get scared as fuck to even think about it.

Satan. Cool. Okay. I know Dracula, now I know Satan. Why the fuck not?

Sure, something like that. I got myself together in high school, but I had a few people talk to me about this shit so. Here we are. Mass addressing the topic.

un: pewpewsp;

[grilletto]

oh man
seriously
again??

[ he's not gonna bother to anon or even try to private, he always fucks it up

he also feels super called out WHAT THE FUCK ABBACCHIO ]

[teaserving]

What?

Video - UN: hopefulfuture

[despairing_hope]

Do people really get that flustered and confused over their own feelings and urges?

[He really shouldn't be one to talk about confused urges and emotions being terrible about them himself.]

I suppose there are things that have stigma and maybe society pressure, but isn't it simpler to just accept what you like?

[He can't help but shake his head a little with a shrug and then a sigh.]

[teaserving]

Spoken like a person who's never had to worry about this shit. Congrats.

un: undyingsoul

[necroyalty]

Oh dear, I had hoped that this wouldn't be necessary.

[teaserving]

Joke's on you, people need their hand held.

text | un: Оцелотовая Хватка

[ocelthot]

Crisis of sexuality is just part of growing up, they'll figure it out eventually on their own.

This is probably the lowest pressure environment they could do so. Prodding them is just going to make them defensive about it.

[teaserving]

I'm not prodding shit, but I've had more than enough people come ask me about this shit. Two birds one stone whatever.

audio | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

I'm kinda surprised anyone's hung upon it here, to be honest. I think figuring it out is kind of fun. Maybe it's where I'm from, but a lot of people didn't make a big deal of it there, either.

Hopefully they'll listen. You might only have some success, but it's better than nothing. Especially if enough people are having a crisis.

[teaserving]

Sounds like you had an easygoing time honestly. But yeah, this is a pretty good place to pace themselves out at least.

anon

[nipzips]

so ... on the topic

say you kiss someone and it's kinda nice

and you kiss someone else and it's also kinda nice

am i a slut??

[teaserving]

I dunno, are you dating either of them?

( text, un: lavieenrose ) sorry in advance

[affectueux]

Monsieur “Fantasma,”

Pardon me for the message. While I appreciate your consideration for the wondering of others and the confused approach they may take to their own feelings toward those of the same sex and gender, I think the tone you have here is a little too lax for the, how should I say, gravity of the discovery.

Experimentation should not be your first suggestion! Sex is a wonderful, special thing between two people who love each other, but the physical aspect of attraction should NOT come into play until one has had a chance to fully explore their own feelings. Anything before that moment of reckoning could have untold future consequences, and should be treated as such.

Please take a moment to reflect on what I’ve said before you make another post like this one.

Respectueusement,
Serge Marais

[teaserving]

Holy fuck, shut up you pretentious dipshit.

video, un: anisotropic

[fractaljesus]

Mankind places inordinate significance upon sexuality and the classifications therein. [It's just an observation, because if anything, zaShunina wears the vague smile of faint amusement at the whole explanation.]

Verbal language is inherently flawed and insufficient for communicating exact intent, yet words have been unnecessarily invented for every conceivable sexual classification. It is a curious priority.

[teaserving]

For better or for worse, people like labels. Maybe it helps convey to others what they're into and not, or it helps shit be less confusing since mankind's not exactly been the best about this kind of shit.

But yeah, it's a weird priority, but you'd be surprised how many people are second guessing themselves.

text: anon

[billionth]

so say i got real pissy at my friends friend coz i thought he was flirtin w him but he wasnt it was just my moon period or whateva

but i still feel like killin any fucker that flirts w my buddy

does that mean im bisexyal

should i tell my buddy im into him

what if its weird coz were bffs and i already seen his dick and what if that makes him think im creepy LOL

[teaserving]

I guess that depends. How much do you wanna kiss your pal?

anon

[restringing]

If you're answering questions anyway, can I ask a question about moonlacing but not sexuality

[teaserving]

Sure, I'll do what I can. What's up?