prismatica | SEX ED PART 2 THE RECKONING

[Abbacchio is sitting in his apartment, looking cozy as hell while he's petting a chicken in his lap. Said chicken looks like she's just nested and not going to move for awhile yet. Sanguis is in effect, so he has horns and his hair is just a mass of wool.]

What's up, assholes. It's that time again to reveal my fountain of wisdom.

It's occurred to me that some of you are having a dilemma. A goddamn sexual crisis, if you will. To some of you, this probably makes no sense, so I'll summarize: in most human cultures, opposing genders getting married and popping out babies is considered the norm, and if you don't then old people piss themselves in rage. Or something like that. Everyone's got a difference experience and some people don't care. Fucking cool.

Anyway.

So you came to Lunatia and thought to yourself "nah I definitely like the other gender I'm straight as hell", but now you're confused. Someone of the same sex has bewitched your genitals and heart, and now you're thinking maybe it's not that simple and now you're having a freak out.

[He pauses to have a sip of tea, then goes back to petting Prince the chicken before she starts fretting.]

First off, calm the fuck down. You got a case of bisexual and it's not life ending. I get it, you're discovering new shit about yourself every day. Hell, I didn't think I'd be caught in furry cuddle moonland, but here we are. I promise you no one's gonna give a shit if you suddenly figure out that maybe tits are great after all or that the dick isn't so bad. Or maybe you just wanna hold hands and kiss a little, I don't fucking know. I don't know your life.

But I do know this: it's totally okay. So the question is, how do you figure this shit out? Well, sometimes you gotta experiment. Go on dates, see how it clicks for you. Watch some porn and see what turns you on, that kind of thing. At least, in my experience that's kind of the only way I figured out jack shit personally.

So if you're an alien or from some fantasy land where no one gives a shit about what gender you date, awesome. This doesn't apply to you and it's probably funny that some of us have to deal with this crap. The rest of you that this might apply to, feel free to ask your questions and I'll try to answer.

You're welcome.

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Also...what if someone isn't attracted to anyone at all? I know someone who shows no signs of being attracted to either women or men, even during the triple moon cycle. What's that called?

They might be asexual? People who don't wanna be intimate with anyone but like friends, that kind of shit.

That sounds like him. Only he won't call people friends. He just does things that friends do, like when I asked him to help me pick out a good quality sword, he did and offered some good advice.

He...was actually the first person I was ever attracted to. Now I still think he's pretty, but it's more satisfying to be attracted to people who return the attraction.

Eh, that's just him being stubborn. I'm kinda like that sometimes, but I'm trying to be more open about that kind of thing.

Oh yeah, it's definitely more rewarding. I'm glad you're not still totally hung up on him. You deserve a bit more, you know? Not that it sounds like he's awful or anything, but it's nice when someone feels the same way.

He's more the type to let his actions speak for him. I think you're doing fine with being open. You can talk about having a boyfriend and friends without being weird about it.

He was one of the only people back home to ever show me any kindness, and I've always admired his strength. I think that influenced my feelings.

Thanks. I prefer to be straightforward, honestly. Life's already complicated.

I think that makes sense. It kind of sucks being in a one-sided deal, though. I get that.

Being straightforward is best. My progenitor was a manipulator and a general sadistic asshole. I learned how to scheme and lie from being around him, but I'd rather just be direct instead.

[Nope, she will never ever call Naraku her father, and creator just sounds like far more of an honour than he deserves.]

Him caring was enough.

There you go.

Mm. Yeah, that's fair enough. And I try to keep that in mind.

By the way, when you said you knew about human lives being pitifully short first hand...does that mean you died on your world? I died on mine and became the wind.

[She's pretty open about dying, just not the circumstances behind it.]

Yeah. I was killed by an enemy that was almost unbeatable. I remember a bit of the afterlife, but shortly after the Moon Knights found me alive again.

Got no idea what'll happen if I ever go back.

So, uh. Do youkai become elements after they die?

No, it was just me. Most youkai just leave behind a corpse like a human would. I actually remember being the wind and having consciousness, too. Just not a body anymore. My injuries were too severe to regenerate from.

If any enemies from your world show up, let me know.

Well. For what it's worth, I'm glad you got one now. Kinda easier to chat over a network with a body.

Thanks. I'm hoping they won't, for everyone else's sake. But I'm keeping an eye out. I know it's possible.

Not having a body would make moonlacing difficult, too.

They are all people who would need to breathe in order to live, right?

[Kagura that's an oddly specific question.]

All but one that I can think of, but the one I'd be most concerned about is human despite everything.

Gonna suck air out of their lungs?

Got it in one. It's quick and effective. I could use wind blades, too, but that's a more obvious cause of death.

[He barks out a laugh.] Well, glad I don't piss you off. But hey if I run into anyone I know is dangerous and an enemy, I'll keep you posted.

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