prismatica | SEX ED PART 2 THE RECKONING

[Abbacchio is sitting in his apartment, looking cozy as hell while he's petting a chicken in his lap. Said chicken looks like she's just nested and not going to move for awhile yet. Sanguis is in effect, so he has horns and his hair is just a mass of wool.]

What's up, assholes. It's that time again to reveal my fountain of wisdom.

It's occurred to me that some of you are having a dilemma. A goddamn sexual crisis, if you will. To some of you, this probably makes no sense, so I'll summarize: in most human cultures, opposing genders getting married and popping out babies is considered the norm, and if you don't then old people piss themselves in rage. Or something like that. Everyone's got a difference experience and some people don't care. Fucking cool.

Anyway.

So you came to Lunatia and thought to yourself "nah I definitely like the other gender I'm straight as hell", but now you're confused. Someone of the same sex has bewitched your genitals and heart, and now you're thinking maybe it's not that simple and now you're having a freak out.

[He pauses to have a sip of tea, then goes back to petting Prince the chicken before she starts fretting.]

First off, calm the fuck down. You got a case of bisexual and it's not life ending. I get it, you're discovering new shit about yourself every day. Hell, I didn't think I'd be caught in furry cuddle moonland, but here we are. I promise you no one's gonna give a shit if you suddenly figure out that maybe tits are great after all or that the dick isn't so bad. Or maybe you just wanna hold hands and kiss a little, I don't fucking know. I don't know your life.

But I do know this: it's totally okay. So the question is, how do you figure this shit out? Well, sometimes you gotta experiment. Go on dates, see how it clicks for you. Watch some porn and see what turns you on, that kind of thing. At least, in my experience that's kind of the only way I figured out jack shit personally.

So if you're an alien or from some fantasy land where no one gives a shit about what gender you date, awesome. This doesn't apply to you and it's probably funny that some of us have to deal with this crap. The rest of you that this might apply to, feel free to ask your questions and I'll try to answer.

You're welcome.

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so ... on the topic

say you kiss someone and it's kinda nice

and you kiss someone else and it's also kinda nice

am i a slut??

I dunno, are you dating either of them?

no? i don't think so ........ that's never been brought up in conversation

it started 'cause of the triple moon, and also that bullshit with the dolls

i would never do that to someone i were dating, though. i know what that does to people.

Congrats, you're not a slut, you're just kissing people you like. You're slut-free.

HUH??? THE ANSWER'S THAT SIMPLE??

You're overthinking it. And I get it, it sounds like you're still working this shit out.

But trust me, you're fine.

all this time i thought kissing was only for soulmates or whatever ....

Oh my god.

You're adorable.

HUH??!??!

i'm ... i'm being serious

though i hadn't even kissed anyone before coming to this place so i guess i really don't know shit after all

Oh, no. I believe you're serious.

Hey, it's cool. Everyone's got their own pace. I know a guy who's almost 19 and he still hasn't been on a real date, you know? Far as I'm concerned, it's normal to kiss people you might be interested in so long as they're into it too. You know?

But it's different if you're, say, actually dating someone.

i definitely know about that ... i don't ever wanna make someone cry because of some shit i did

[ he almost brings up his mom, but decides against it because that makes him TOO OBVIOUS. ]

well it's unlikely to even be a thing anyway, 'cause with the second person ... he's my best friend but he was under that snake bastard's spell when he kissed me, so it's probably not something he'd wanna do on his own.

i'm just realising now how fucked up i am 'cause a part of me thought it was nice.......

Then I think you're in the clear on that.

I don't know if it's that fucked up. Honestly, it's kinda natural to consider that kind of shit as nice even if the situation's really bizarre. Though I guess you're worried about it, talk to him? He's your best friend for a reason, you can trust him.

you're right about that ... we don't usually have secrets

i don't even think he remembers though. when he stopped being a doll it's like everything went back to normal, just like that. if i bring it up it's like i'll just make things weird when they don't have to be ....

'cause it's like only i know it happened ...

If I were in your shoes, I'd probably tell him. Not because I'd want to, I get wanting to not make things weird, but because he deserves the truth too.

Talk to both of them, okay? The guys you've kissed. Even if you don't end up dating anyone, you should make shit clear and clean with them. They deserve it.

you're absolutely right on that ... man, this shit's confusing

almost wish i could go back a few months where i didn't even have to think about this shit

but the moons keep making things weird for me, man

It's a pain in the ass. But if you aren't actually dating anyone, you're not in the wrong here, so don't feel too bad. If they're your friends, they'll get over themselves. You guys just need to get it sorted out.

No. The entire concept of 'slut' is designed to make humans, usually women, feel bad about having functioning sex drives.

The problem is if you have more than one partner and don't talk to any of them about whether that's a thing they're okay with.

whoa ... i never thought about it like that. you got a point there bro ... that's kinda deep

[ he's a teenager from the 90s he has no concept of this ]

i don't think either of us are dating. the last thing i want is to be a shitty bf

i kinda have an agreement with them to do that hugging shit for chroma, but with one of those guys it kinda got out of hand when the triple moon rolled in

wait a sec, does that mean i'm dating him????

If you haven't discussed dating, you're likely not. But maybe you should talk about it, make sure you're on the same page. If you don't want to be a shit boyfriend, communication is key. Can't fix something if you don't know it's a problem, right?

What 'it got out of hand at the triple moon' means is exactly that - it got out of hand. Could mean you can change the dynamic, but you'll have to talk about that to figure it out.

Either way, casual hookups aren't the problem any more than enjoying the company of the same sex. You do have to figure out what you want and get the people you want in on that on board, if you want it to work.

Shit, this guy has a point. What the hell.

I try.

Adding on what's already been said, there's nothing wrong with being attracted to multiple people.
I used to think it made me greedy, but I learned here that monogamy as the standard is just a social construct.
As long as you're honest about it with everyone, there's no reason to be ashamed of wanting to do things you consider romantic with more than one person.

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