SEX ED PART 2 THE RECKONING | video; un: fantasma

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[Abbacchio is sitting in his apartment, looking cozy as hell while he's petting a chicken in his lap. Said chicken looks like she's just nested and not going to move for awhile yet. Sanguis is in effect, so he has horns and his hair is just a mass of wool.]

What's up, assholes. It's that time again to reveal my fountain of wisdom.

It's occurred to me that some of you are having a dilemma. A goddamn sexual crisis, if you will. To some of you, this probably makes no sense, so I'll summarize: in most human cultures, opposing genders getting married and popping out babies is considered the norm, and if you don't then old people piss themselves in rage. Or something like that. Everyone's got a difference experience and some people don't care. Fucking cool.

Anyway.

So you came to Lunatia and thought to yourself "nah I definitely like the other gender I'm straight as hell", but now you're confused. Someone of the same sex has bewitched your genitals and heart, and now you're thinking maybe it's not that simple and now you're having a freak out.

[He pauses to have a sip of tea, then goes back to petting Prince the chicken before she starts fretting.]

First off, calm the fuck down. You got a case of bisexual and it's not life ending. I get it, you're discovering new shit about yourself every day. Hell, I didn't think I'd be caught in furry cuddle moonland, but here we are. I promise you no one's gonna give a shit if you suddenly figure out that maybe tits are great after all or that the dick isn't so bad. Or maybe you just wanna hold hands and kiss a little, I don't fucking know. I don't know your life.

But I do know this: it's totally okay. So the question is, how do you figure this shit out? Well, sometimes you gotta experiment. Go on dates, see how it clicks for you. Watch some porn and see what turns you on, that kind of thing. At least, in my experience that's kind of the only way I figured out jack shit personally.

So if you're an alien or from some fantasy land where no one gives a shit about what gender you date, awesome. This doesn't apply to you and it's probably funny that some of us have to deal with this crap. The rest of you that this might apply to, feel free to ask your questions and I'll try to answer.

You're welcome.

Comments

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[Please wait like, half an hour for a response because this is clearly a topic that requires a lot of thought!!!]

i mean a lil bit u kno

ok i lied

maybe a bit

or more than that

i mean hes all i got

my lifes kinda shitty LOL my familys fucked and my pals like the only reason im still alive its

but ofc i feel like that??????? he saved my life loads of times isnt it normal 2 fall in love w some1 who does that coz theyre ur life now and u want 2 have a future coz of them otherwise u were just goin 2 do whateva ppl told u 2 coz ur a dumbfuck


sry thats a lot of borin bullshit LOL nvm that shit

ig wat im sayin is i didnt do anythin gr8 4 him so he prob dont love me back so its kinda pointless???????? anyway??? but i should still tell him rite

private this bitch up

[teaserving]

[Okay like between this, the other anon, and Mista's conversation, he's starting to put it together. There's some math lady shit going on here.

But for once, he's gonna be nice and not call someone out on it.]

All right, so here's some perspective.

No, it's not weird to fall in love with the guy that saved your life. I did the same thing. The man that saved my life became one of my main reasons for living. I only had him and a handful of friends for a long time. I don't know if he ever knew; he might have, he was clever like that.

I never told him. I kinda regret it. I mean, things are good now, I have someone else and I'd never give him up for a second obviously, even if the guy who saved my life ever showed up here again. But I guess the short of it is that you might as well take a chance and let him know how you feel. Also let him know that things don't have to change if he doesn't want them to, because at the end of day just having him around makes it worthwhile.

[TRYIN REAL HARD NOT TO PROJECT oof]

Does that make sense?