big tiddy goth gf (
teaserving) wrote in
prismatica2019-12-03 02:30 pm
Entry tags:
- danganronpa: nagito komaeda,
- given: mafuyu sato,
- good omens: crowley,
- hellsing: alucard,
- inuyasha: kagura,
- jojo's bizarre adventure: guido mista,
- jojo's bizarre adventure: josuke higashi,
- jojo's bizarre adventure: leone abbacchi,
- kaze to ki no uta: serge battour,
- no more heroes: travis touchdown,
- steven universe: lapis lazuli
SEX ED PART 2 THE RECKONING | video; un: fantasma
[Abbacchio is sitting in his apartment, looking cozy as hell while he's petting a chicken in his lap. Said chicken looks like she's just nested and not going to move for awhile yet. Sanguis is in effect, so he has horns and his hair is just a mass of wool.]
What's up, assholes. It's that time again to reveal my fountain of wisdom.
It's occurred to me that some of you are having a dilemma. A goddamn sexual crisis, if you will. To some of you, this probably makes no sense, so I'll summarize: in most human cultures, opposing genders getting married and popping out babies is considered the norm, and if you don't then old people piss themselves in rage. Or something like that. Everyone's got a difference experience and some people don't care. Fucking cool.
Anyway.
So you came to Lunatia and thought to yourself "nah I definitely like the other gender I'm straight as hell", but now you're confused. Someone of the same sex has bewitched your genitals and heart, and now you're thinking maybe it's not that simple and now you're having a freak out.
[He pauses to have a sip of tea, then goes back to petting Prince the chicken before she starts fretting.]
First off, calm the fuck down. You got a case of bisexual and it's not life ending. I get it, you're discovering new shit about yourself every day. Hell, I didn't think I'd be caught in furry cuddle moonland, but here we are. I promise you no one's gonna give a shit if you suddenly figure out that maybe tits are great after all or that the dick isn't so bad. Or maybe you just wanna hold hands and kiss a little, I don't fucking know. I don't know your life.
But I do know this: it's totally okay. So the question is, how do you figure this shit out? Well, sometimes you gotta experiment. Go on dates, see how it clicks for you. Watch some porn and see what turns you on, that kind of thing. At least, in my experience that's kind of the only way I figured out jack shit personally.
So if you're an alien or from some fantasy land where no one gives a shit about what gender you date, awesome. This doesn't apply to you and it's probably funny that some of us have to deal with this crap. The rest of you that this might apply to, feel free to ask your questions and I'll try to answer.
You're welcome.
What's up, assholes. It's that time again to reveal my fountain of wisdom.
It's occurred to me that some of you are having a dilemma. A goddamn sexual crisis, if you will. To some of you, this probably makes no sense, so I'll summarize: in most human cultures, opposing genders getting married and popping out babies is considered the norm, and if you don't then old people piss themselves in rage. Or something like that. Everyone's got a difference experience and some people don't care. Fucking cool.
Anyway.
So you came to Lunatia and thought to yourself "nah I definitely like the other gender I'm straight as hell", but now you're confused. Someone of the same sex has bewitched your genitals and heart, and now you're thinking maybe it's not that simple and now you're having a freak out.
[He pauses to have a sip of tea, then goes back to petting Prince the chicken before she starts fretting.]
First off, calm the fuck down. You got a case of bisexual and it's not life ending. I get it, you're discovering new shit about yourself every day. Hell, I didn't think I'd be caught in furry cuddle moonland, but here we are. I promise you no one's gonna give a shit if you suddenly figure out that maybe tits are great after all or that the dick isn't so bad. Or maybe you just wanna hold hands and kiss a little, I don't fucking know. I don't know your life.
But I do know this: it's totally okay. So the question is, how do you figure this shit out? Well, sometimes you gotta experiment. Go on dates, see how it clicks for you. Watch some porn and see what turns you on, that kind of thing. At least, in my experience that's kind of the only way I figured out jack shit personally.
So if you're an alien or from some fantasy land where no one gives a shit about what gender you date, awesome. This doesn't apply to you and it's probably funny that some of us have to deal with this crap. The rest of you that this might apply to, feel free to ask your questions and I'll try to answer.
You're welcome.

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There are a lot of people who are raised in my time with the expectation to get married, have kids, that sort of thing. That if you went outside the box, there was something wrong with you. Suffice it to say, it's bullshit, but it also means some people have to work that shit out from what they were taught as a kid.
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Anyway. Humans. We tend to over complicate shit.
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Ah...I just thought of a question. Is there a term for if you are attracted to someone, like spending time with them as a friend, but you don't have any desire to be in a romantic relationship with them? Or when you might consider it as long as you could be with others, too?
[Someone doesn't know the terms "friends with benefits", "open relationship" or "polyamory", among others.]
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So like... are you also potentially intimate or want to be intimate with this person?
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There's one I am intimate with. He's been clear that he's not seeking a relationship. We sleep together regularly, but also spend time together outside of that. There are others I'm attracted to but haven't actually done more with than hugging or holding hands yet.
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[Especially considering the Chroma factor.]
And you can be friends with benefits with multiple people as long as you're not deceitful about your feelings?
Private
It's not that uncommon, I promise.
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He...was actually the first person I was ever attracted to. Now I still think he's pretty, but it's more satisfying to be attracted to people who return the attraction.
Private
Oh yeah, it's definitely more rewarding. I'm glad you're not still totally hung up on him. You deserve a bit more, you know? Not that it sounds like he's awful or anything, but it's nice when someone feels the same way.
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He was one of the only people back home to ever show me any kindness, and I've always admired his strength. I think that influenced my feelings.
Private
I think that makes sense. It kind of sucks being in a one-sided deal, though. I get that.
Private
[Nope, she will never ever call Naraku her father, and creator just sounds like far more of an honour than he deserves.]
Him caring was enough.
Private
Mm. Yeah, that's fair enough. And I try to keep that in mind.
Private
[She's pretty open about dying, just not the circumstances behind it.]
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Got no idea what'll happen if I ever go back.
So, uh. Do youkai become elements after they die?
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If any enemies from your world show up, let me know.
Private
Thanks. I'm hoping they won't, for everyone else's sake. But I'm keeping an eye out. I know it's possible.
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They are all people who would need to breathe in order to live, right?
[Kagura that's an oddly specific question.]
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Gonna suck air out of their lungs?
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