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prismatica2019-12-03 02:30 pm
teaserving) wrote in prismatica2019-12-03 02:30 pm
Entry tags:
- danganronpa: nagito komaeda,
- given: mafuyu sato,
- good omens: crowley,
- hellsing: alucard,
- inuyasha: kagura,
- jojo's bizarre adventure: guido mista,
- jojo's bizarre adventure: josuke higashi,
- jojo's bizarre adventure: leone abbacchi,
- kaze to ki no uta: serge battour,
- no more heroes: travis touchdown,
- steven universe: lapis lazuli
SEX ED PART 2 THE RECKONING | video; un: fantasma
[Abbacchio is sitting in his apartment, looking cozy as hell while he's petting a chicken in his lap. Said chicken looks like she's just nested and not going to move for awhile yet. Sanguis is in effect, so he has horns and his hair is just a mass of wool.]
What's up, assholes. It's that time again to reveal my fountain of wisdom.
It's occurred to me that some of you are having a dilemma. A goddamn sexual crisis, if you will. To some of you, this probably makes no sense, so I'll summarize: in most human cultures, opposing genders getting married and popping out babies is considered the norm, and if you don't then old people piss themselves in rage. Or something like that. Everyone's got a difference experience and some people don't care. Fucking cool.
Anyway.
So you came to Lunatia and thought to yourself "nah I definitely like the other gender I'm straight as hell", but now you're confused. Someone of the same sex has bewitched your genitals and heart, and now you're thinking maybe it's not that simple and now you're having a freak out.
[He pauses to have a sip of tea, then goes back to petting Prince the chicken before she starts fretting.]
First off, calm the fuck down. You got a case of bisexual and it's not life ending. I get it, you're discovering new shit about yourself every day. Hell, I didn't think I'd be caught in furry cuddle moonland, but here we are. I promise you no one's gonna give a shit if you suddenly figure out that maybe tits are great after all or that the dick isn't so bad. Or maybe you just wanna hold hands and kiss a little, I don't fucking know. I don't know your life.
But I do know this: it's totally okay. So the question is, how do you figure this shit out? Well, sometimes you gotta experiment. Go on dates, see how it clicks for you. Watch some porn and see what turns you on, that kind of thing. At least, in my experience that's kind of the only way I figured out jack shit personally.
So if you're an alien or from some fantasy land where no one gives a shit about what gender you date, awesome. This doesn't apply to you and it's probably funny that some of us have to deal with this crap. The rest of you that this might apply to, feel free to ask your questions and I'll try to answer.
You're welcome.
What's up, assholes. It's that time again to reveal my fountain of wisdom.
It's occurred to me that some of you are having a dilemma. A goddamn sexual crisis, if you will. To some of you, this probably makes no sense, so I'll summarize: in most human cultures, opposing genders getting married and popping out babies is considered the norm, and if you don't then old people piss themselves in rage. Or something like that. Everyone's got a difference experience and some people don't care. Fucking cool.
Anyway.
So you came to Lunatia and thought to yourself "nah I definitely like the other gender I'm straight as hell", but now you're confused. Someone of the same sex has bewitched your genitals and heart, and now you're thinking maybe it's not that simple and now you're having a freak out.
[He pauses to have a sip of tea, then goes back to petting Prince the chicken before she starts fretting.]
First off, calm the fuck down. You got a case of bisexual and it's not life ending. I get it, you're discovering new shit about yourself every day. Hell, I didn't think I'd be caught in furry cuddle moonland, but here we are. I promise you no one's gonna give a shit if you suddenly figure out that maybe tits are great after all or that the dick isn't so bad. Or maybe you just wanna hold hands and kiss a little, I don't fucking know. I don't know your life.
But I do know this: it's totally okay. So the question is, how do you figure this shit out? Well, sometimes you gotta experiment. Go on dates, see how it clicks for you. Watch some porn and see what turns you on, that kind of thing. At least, in my experience that's kind of the only way I figured out jack shit personally.
So if you're an alien or from some fantasy land where no one gives a shit about what gender you date, awesome. This doesn't apply to you and it's probably funny that some of us have to deal with this crap. The rest of you that this might apply to, feel free to ask your questions and I'll try to answer.
You're welcome.
no subject
I'll keep that in mind and ah... I think I've adjusted well. I do have something I'd like to ask you though, if it's not a bother.
no subject
Private
Let's say I've already ah... Dipped my toes into the sex thing.
[Argh how to word this? Oh may as well just say it.]
Is twelve hours the normal length of time to do it?
Private
Like. 12 hours straight?
Private
There were a few breaks, but not for very long.
Private
Private 1/3
Private 2/3
Oh.
Private
[SHE NOW FEELS VERY AWFUL.]
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Private
Okay, also I owe you one for this. If you need anyone drowned or something, let me know.
[She is not serious about drowning someone, and hopefully it comes across in her tone of voice.]
Private
At the very least, maybe I'll ask you to drench someone, huh?
Take care, Lapis.
Private
Sounds good.
And you take care too, Abbacchio.