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Comments

Seteth | Fire Emblem: Three Houses | Sanguis (posted by Sylvain)

[baitless]

Seteth ???, ageless???!?

Overprotective big brother without a little sister to worry about here. Needs to learn the meaning of fun and needs someone to teach him how to have it. Can and will teach you how to ride a dragon.

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[hagrides]

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How bold.

[baitless]

I did not make this post myself, so it is certainly someone else being bold here.

[hagrides]

But are their statements untrue?

[baitless]

I certainly know how to have fun. I have been having plenty of fun, in fact.

[disasdeer]

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Where do you find dragons here?

[baitless]

I am certain the person who posted this was alluding to the fact that I teach wyvern riding back home. I have no idea how common they are across worlds, but they are somewhat draconic in looks.

Unfortunately, the only thing that would be able to ride my wyvern at the moment would be a mouse.

[disasdeer]

I have read about them but we don't have them at home. Though we do have some larger reptiles, no dragons or wyvern.

Ah, so it's smaller? I mean it could be cute, but mice don't have a great grip from what I hear.

[crestfallenfor]

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[baitless]

No.

[menphina]

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I suppose that green hair is a charm point.

[baitless]

I suppose so. It doesn't seem quite as uncommon here as it is back home, but it isn't really common, either.

[menphina]

I see more green haired folk here than I do back home, though we have a few.

It looks good on you. Is it natural?

[graftage]

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Okay, now I HAVE to know about the dragon part.

[baitless]

...well, I cannot speak to how exciting it is to others, but there are creatures in my world called wyverns that resemble dragons. They are domesticated in a manner not unlike horses, and can be trained as mounts. I am rather skilled in that area, but... my wyvern somehow shrank in the process of coming here, so it would be somewhat difficult to train anyone on how to ride one...

[searchingforlove]

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Well. This is quite unexpected. Endearing in its own way though.

[baitless]

It was not intended at all. I am entirely unsure of where any of those pictures even came from...

[necroyalty]

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I've ridden a dragon in my time, but I could always use a refresher course.

[baitless]

Ah, so you're familiar with wyverns, are you? Or... is this a misunderstanding. I have heard "dragons" are something different in many worlds, and I would have phrased things more accurately had I made this profile myself.

[byleth]

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A fellow fan of fishing.

[baitless]

How are the fish here, anyway? I have heard good things, but I'm curious about the opinion of someone from Fodlan.

[byleth]

A lot are crystallized. Very hard to eat.
They have oversized crabs by the ocean coast.
Can probably feed all of the students with one or two.

[ Who doesn't like a good challenge? ]

[wearingguess]

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Wow, ageless is very impressive! But it is a little surprising and sad that in all that time, you haven't learned about fun. (And it is even odder given how much fun riding a dragon sounds like...)

[baitless]

...I am very capable of having fun. I just do not often partake in the sort of "fun" the person who wrote this enjoys.

[he's not even sure how to talk about the ageless thing honestly...]

[wearingguess]

I see...

So then, it is a lot of fun to ride a dragon after all?