Ouyang Zizhen (
buddingromantic) wrote in
prismatica2019-12-08 07:17 pm
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[Zizhen appears in the video as he always does, wearing his red Baling Ouyang sect robes, hair put up in a top knot with its usual cap. When Zizhen starts the video though, he looks rather alarmed. Something must have happened for him to be this way]
I don't understand, Prisma! There must be some black magic at work, but I don't even know what it could be! It's just frightening!
[He adjusts the camera to show... the microwave in the kitchen]
It takes greater than five minutes for water to boil on this thing called a stove, but this "microwave" can boil the same amount of water in under five! This... this is madness! And those already made foods that have been kept in the ice - there are two details for cooking. Over 30 minutes in the oven, but only five in the "microwave"!
[He's saying microwave like he doesn't believe that's what it could be called]
Surely this must be a cursed item!
[Someone please tell him to calm down about the microwave... or egg him on]
I don't understand, Prisma! There must be some black magic at work, but I don't even know what it could be! It's just frightening!
[He adjusts the camera to show... the microwave in the kitchen]
It takes greater than five minutes for water to boil on this thing called a stove, but this "microwave" can boil the same amount of water in under five! This... this is madness! And those already made foods that have been kept in the ice - there are two details for cooking. Over 30 minutes in the oven, but only five in the "microwave"!
[He's saying microwave like he doesn't believe that's what it could be called]
Surely this must be a cursed item!
[Someone please tell him to calm down about the microwave... or egg him on]

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I don't either. Those pre-made meals specifically for the microwave do not look appetizing. Warming up is good though.
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And... you tell me. Those look like garbage. I'm no food critic but even I know when food looks like crap.
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Same. I probably pretty picky since my father is a sect leader so we've always had money, but I'd much prefer to have to eat spicy congee over food that has been thrown out.
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Never had much of a chance to be picky with my food really. And... Congee? I don't think I ever had it or even heard of it.
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Congee is rice cooked with a lot of water until it turns into kind of... I think I've seen it called "porridge" here. You can put just about anything in it: meat, fish, beans... pretty much anything. Senior Wei put too many peppers in his.
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I guess porridge is the sweet version of congee?
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We put different things in congee. It can be sweet too. It's very versatile.
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... I don't suppose you have a recipe for that lying around, do you?
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