Video - un: o.zizhen

[buddingromantic]

[Zizhen appears in the video as he always does, wearing his red Baling Ouyang sect robes, hair put up in a top knot with its usual cap. When Zizhen starts the video though, he looks rather alarmed. Something must have happened for him to be this way]

I don't understand, Prisma! There must be some black magic at work, but I don't even know what it could be! It's just frightening!

[He adjusts the camera to show... the microwave in the kitchen]

It takes greater than five minutes for water to boil on this thing called a stove, but this "microwave" can boil the same amount of water in under five! This... this is madness! And those already made foods that have been kept in the ice - there are two details for cooking. Over 30 minutes in the oven, but only five in the "microwave"!

[He's saying microwave like he doesn't believe that's what it could be called]

Surely this must be a cursed item!

[Someone please tell him to calm down about the microwave... or egg him on]

Comments

[wooden_one]

Even if no one knows anything, you can simply experiment.

[That sounds like a terrible idea, doesn't it...? Chu Wanning genuinely thinks it's not bad.]

[buddingromantic]

I guess... I'm not sure if I want to make food explode though. That doesn't sound like a good idea.

[wooden_one]

Then make sure nothing explodes.

[Easy! (It isn't.)]

[buddingromantic]

But what if you turn your back for one second and it happens when you aren't looking?

[wooden_one]

Then don't turn your back on it.

If it cooks things so quickly it shouldn't be a problem.

[The infamous Grandmaster Chu: giving terrible practical life advice since basically forever.]

[buddingromantic]

I know you are trying to say that its not dangerous but the fact that you can't look away from it, it certainly sounds like it is.

[wooden_one]

I'm saying it's not cursed. With all things, the danger is in not using it properly. A regular stove with an open flame would be equally dangerous if not tended properly.

[buddingromantic]

I guess you are right. The stoves are still safer than home, but if someone is not paying attention they can still be dangerous too.