Ouyang Zizhen (
buddingromantic) wrote in
prismatica2019-12-08 07:17 pm
Video - un: o.zizhen
[Zizhen appears in the video as he always does, wearing his red Baling Ouyang sect robes, hair put up in a top knot with its usual cap. When Zizhen starts the video though, he looks rather alarmed. Something must have happened for him to be this way]
I don't understand, Prisma! There must be some black magic at work, but I don't even know what it could be! It's just frightening!
[He adjusts the camera to show... the microwave in the kitchen]
It takes greater than five minutes for water to boil on this thing called a stove, but this "microwave" can boil the same amount of water in under five! This... this is madness! And those already made foods that have been kept in the ice - there are two details for cooking. Over 30 minutes in the oven, but only five in the "microwave"!
[He's saying microwave like he doesn't believe that's what it could be called]
Surely this must be a cursed item!
[Someone please tell him to calm down about the microwave... or egg him on]
I don't understand, Prisma! There must be some black magic at work, but I don't even know what it could be! It's just frightening!
[He adjusts the camera to show... the microwave in the kitchen]
It takes greater than five minutes for water to boil on this thing called a stove, but this "microwave" can boil the same amount of water in under five! This... this is madness! And those already made foods that have been kept in the ice - there are two details for cooking. Over 30 minutes in the oven, but only five in the "microwave"!
[He's saying microwave like he doesn't believe that's what it could be called]
Surely this must be a cursed item!
[Someone please tell him to calm down about the microwave... or egg him on]

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[ She's gonna head on over to the kitchen in her apartment, and... pick up a grape.
Then proceeds to cut it almost in half and microwave the fuck out of it. ]
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When he saw his eyes went wide in shock and amazement]
Wow! What was that? How did it do that?!
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[ THE MOST NONCHALANT SHRUG ]
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