buddingromantic: (skeptical)
Ouyang Zizhen ([personal profile] buddingromantic) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-12-08 07:17 pm

Video - un: o.zizhen

[Zizhen appears in the video as he always does, wearing his red Baling Ouyang sect robes, hair put up in a top knot with its usual cap. When Zizhen starts the video though, he looks rather alarmed. Something must have happened for him to be this way]

I don't understand, Prisma! There must be some black magic at work, but I don't even know what it could be! It's just frightening!

[He adjusts the camera to show... the microwave in the kitchen]

It takes greater than five minutes for water to boil on this thing called a stove, but this "microwave" can boil the same amount of water in under five! This... this is madness! And those already made foods that have been kept in the ice - there are two details for cooking. Over 30 minutes in the oven, but only five in the "microwave"!

[He's saying microwave like he doesn't believe that's what it could be called]

Surely this must be a cursed item!

[Someone please tell him to calm down about the microwave... or egg him on]
coralroot: (His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.)

[personal profile] coralroot 2019-12-27 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, hold on.

[ She's gonna head on over to the kitchen in her apartment, and... pick up a grape.

Then proceeds to cut it almost in half and microwave the fuck out of it. ]
coralroot: (I dont remember you)

[personal profile] coralroot 2020-01-28 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'unno, weird...science stuff, I guess?

[ THE MOST NONCHALANT SHRUG ]