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[anti_altruisms]

It has been brought to my attention that some among us are concerned that the dead and undead may be a grave threat to those who reside in this city. [ He's a brat so he sure did link that article. ] Since that is the case, I thought I would propose a truly terrifying event that will strike fear in the hearts of all who live here.

[ INSERT DRAMATIC PAUSE HERE ]

A potluck.

[ A potluck, Archer?? ]

For those of you unfamiliar with the custom, it involves bringing your own favorite dish to a gathering and everyone sampling the food provided.

If you are dead, undead, or of supernatural origins, and would be interested in such a thing, let me know, and I'll be more than happy to organize it.

[ And with that, he cuts the feed. ]

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[offshoots]

[Rita, the definition of TLDR.]

Halloween was a couple of months ago.

But, man, you're getting into the spirit too, huh?

[anti_altruisms]

And yet, even with Halloween passed, many of us are still quite dead.

[ Archer, pls. ]

Let's just say I feel a little more motivated than usual.

[offshoots]

Thanks. I needed the reminder.

[Archers are assholes, news at 11.]

I didn't know you could be more motivated to cook. That is a pretty scary thought. [a beat.] Since you're the one suggesting it, it seems only right you get fitted with being the one in charge.

[anti_altruisms]

I'm not from the same timeline as the rest of you.

[ There isn't any time for cute cooking adventures during a fuckin' Holy Grail War, all right? ]

Are you going to bring anything?

[offshoots]

Yeah, I figured that after we talked last.

[seems like he could really use some, then.]

If I wanna be a part of it, then I have to. Don't I? That's how potlucks go. Maybe I'll bring some hunting game and you can cook it.

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I'm not going to do half your work for you.

[ He's already going to make an absurd amount of food, more than likely; don't push your stuff onto him. ]

Surely, when you lived, you didn't eat game.

[offshoots]

[he gonna if he can get away with it.]

Well, it's not like I had a personal cook. Nor was there a fancy five-star restaurant or a pizza joint out in the forest.

[anti_altruisms]

[ je refuse. ]

So bring whatever you learned to make.

I had to fend for myself too when I was young.

[offshoots]

[.......... whoa.]

A, ah. [the enigma is talking about himself. to Robin. he's quite thrown!

this seems very rare. time to ruin it.]

What was that? A million years ago?

[anti_altruisms]

No.

[ Wait for it- ]

At least a billion.

[offshoots]

[a moment....]

Right, right. Sorry, my bad. [there's a smile in his tone. are they

are they kind of getting along?!]

With a billion years of experience under your belt, you'd probably be better at cooking anything I brought.

[anti_altruisms]

That goes without saying.

[ Ah welp, still a dick, clearly. ]

The point is still for everyone to bring something.

[offshoots]

[was scared for a sec

haha, his high and mighty attitude about cooking is pissing him off. he can cook too! he just doesn't want to, ok.]

Yeah, yeah. I get it. If it's poisoned, don't blame me.

[it won't be. he's just being a dick like Archer. Archer see, Archer do.]

[anti_altruisms]

If it's poisoned, you'll have everyone who tries it blaming you.

[ Just sayin'. ]

Try to make something edible.

[offshoots]

[not if they don't know he made it. then they will blame Archer for inviting the fuckwad that poisoned them.]

I'll just make you eat your words instead.

[IT'S GONNA BE DELICIOUS, OLD MAN.]

[anti_altruisms]

[ Don't make him fucking trace the food you bring, Robin. ]

You're welcome to try.