prismatica | text | anonymous

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hey. i've been here forever and i've noticed one big thing
outside of the usual wacky shit every month that is
that everyone person i've met is super nice

well.. i'm getting desperate. i can't take waiting around anymore
if you're a hater, RESPOND!

i'm officially organizing a monthly (possibly weekly, depending on chemistry) brunch for us
usually this is reserved for vip but if i approve you after judging you you're allowed to sit with us

the requirements:
* you HAVE to be an 8 - 10
* you HAVE to actually hate things
* you HAVE to have a good personality
* you HAVE to leave a method of contact (social media is welcomed)

prove on this post that you just really REALLY hate shit
and a third party will contact you once you have been selected to join

OPTIONALLY, gripe about the shit that's annoying you right now and i'll send invites/respond with my own shit that's annoying me rn

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NO it's not a joke. just because i am anon does not make this any less legitimate okay
i have to get along with you AND be able to talk shit

if you don't know what a hater is you live under a rock, are jealous, and already do not meet any of my requirements

are you sure you're not the one that doesn't know what a hater is?

i would think that jealousy falls under the requirements of hating things
such as hating things you can't have
or hating someone that has what you don't

fine! if you think you meet my requirements
let's go row by row

are you an 8 - 10?

of course, nothing less

if i don't know you irl then sorry.. you're not
gonna need a pic or a descrip

how can you be sure that you don't know me?
i've done nothing to hide my identity here
our paths may have crossed already

yeahhhhhh doubt it
also that's under the assumption i even check this thing.. which, i don't!
besides if i met a hater i would've already recruited you
anndddd my social circle is really selective :/

you're putting out an advert to recruit people like you
somehow i doubt that your social circle is all that selective

yeah and you're trying to get into my super secret club!!
ANYWAY requirement number 2

do you actually hate things?

your super secret club that you're announcing on the network

of course, doesn't everyone ?
i find myself disgusted with the general state of humanity
and society as a whole

[ Eughh... Edgy. Lottie cringes at her phone. ]

anything more... interesting??

more interesting?
it seems like you want a laundry list rather than anything else
fine then
i hate commitment
i hate people who don't know how to quit when they're ahead
competition
people who look down on those less fortunate than themselves
i hate trains
i hate the president of the united states
you ask for vague information and then demand more when the answer doesn't suit you
it's no wonder you have to put an advert out to find like-minded people to have brunch with

wowwww.. alright i get it
i listed all my shit up in the post dude
if you don't like me asking questions then sorry lmao
go have brunch w YOUR friends then mister i-hate-trains!

all of it?
absolutely all of it?
you've left nothing out?

what have i left out exactly?

i think you're the only one that can answer that
but petty griping isn't exactly the same as absolutely unbridled hatred
so is it possible
that you're just a fake hater?
i believe the term they use these days is a poser?
i'm fairly certain that's the proper usage

lmaooo if you're trying to get me to expose myself, nice try!
i'm never gonna air all my dirty laundry here where there's proof of it
you'll only know what i really hate if you actually get in
which, odds are, you won't! because you're doing awful so far!!!

have you considered that i don't actually want in?
i just thought it might be fun to pick apart your logic
so far it has been

yeah well you have a small dick so bye

you know
i think that might actually hurt if i were sure you'd actually seen it
probably not
but it's possible
unless you're trying to tell me you have
in which case, that certainly narrows down the pool considerably

oh yeah because you fuck soooooooo much
listen dude.. take a dick joke for what it is
and since you're clearly not taking me srsly
this is what you get!!

that wasn't what i was saying at all
but it's interesting that you would think as much
judging by everything so far
you're obviously a woman
which certainly would narrow things down even further
one wouldn't bother hiding behind an anonymous network post
the other...
well, she certainly would

'the other'... right
well lucky for you i can already tell you don't have a good personality
and that there's no valid method of contact here
i just can't seem to dm you.. 404 errors hm strange
you're just not the hater for us. I'm sorry :(

would you rather i use your name?
whoops
my apologies
her name
i'm beginning to think you need people with good personalities to make yourself look better
it's certainly not because you've got such a sunny disposition yourself