Un: deadoralive; audio [forward dated to 12-22]

[chronicgambler]

I got a question I'm gonna ask for a friend, and I need serious fucking answers because I'm a helpful guy and I--I mean he can't fuck this up.

[Here goes. Asking for a friend. Just listen to the confidence in his tone because he is doing somebody a solid here. And not talking about himself. Not at all.

Y'all he might also be drunk.]

This guy's pretty with it and cool but he got a hot boyfriend all of a sudden and we got important couples-related holidays coming up in the next few months that he's never done before. That shit takes planning. So... what I'm askin' is how do Valentine's Day and White Day work for two dudes? I--my friend doesn't have anybody else to ask about this, so he asked me, and I'm asking you guys.

Keep your sarcasm and smartass comments outta this! I'm trying to help a guy out here.

...[Yep.] Thanks.

Comments

[starmark]

...
actually that's a pretty good point

it sucks more to be the girl because you have to confess first
but they definitely get way better stuff
i mean if you care about that sort of thing

[chronicgambler]

the thing he got me for christmas was amazing his fucking power level is too high

i mean ill get him nice chocolate tho

wait should we go in the order of who asked who out is that good too bc thats me i think

[starmark]

are you just trying to manipulate the system so that you get valentine's day no matter what

[chronicgambler]

fuck man maybe

its sounding pretty good now

but ill do it fair and square with a gamble or see if anybody else knows just in case