Un: deadoralive; audio [forward dated to 12-22]

[chronicgambler]

I got a question I'm gonna ask for a friend, and I need serious fucking answers because I'm a helpful guy and I--I mean he can't fuck this up.

[Here goes. Asking for a friend. Just listen to the confidence in his tone because he is doing somebody a solid here. And not talking about himself. Not at all.

Y'all he might also be drunk.]

This guy's pretty with it and cool but he got a hot boyfriend all of a sudden and we got important couples-related holidays coming up in the next few months that he's never done before. That shit takes planning. So... what I'm askin' is how do Valentine's Day and White Day work for two dudes? I--my friend doesn't have anybody else to ask about this, so he asked me, and I'm asking you guys.

Keep your sarcasm and smartass comments outta this! I'm trying to help a guy out here.

...[Yep.] Thanks.

Comments

text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

see i knew i wasn't the only one who's thought about this

i don't fucking know either but i bet somebody's probably going to come yell at you for asking this

just so you know

[chronicgambler]

fuck im glad its not just me

i mean him

people wanna throw down over this bring it on assholes i already won christmas

like theres enough people here somebodys gotta know the answer

[starmark]

i mean
the obvious answer is you just figure out which one of them is the boyfriend, right
and then that one gets white day

so i guess you just
i dunno
arm wrestle or something and then the winner gets to pick?

or maybe you take turns?
it's complicated

[chronicgambler]

fuck man

u r a genius!!!!!!!!!!

we can make a bet to figure out who goes first

shit yeah i love fucking valentines day

[unhappy]

Valentine's Day and White Day?

[ She wants to know. She has a thruple and no idea about this. It will be her first romance holiday!! ]

[chronicgambler]

Yeah! You don't know about 'em? Guess they don't have the same shit everywhere huh...

[Get ready for a shit explanation.]

On Valentine's Day, girls usually give stuff to important guys in their life, like a boyfriend or something. Chocolate and stuff. And then a month later on White Day, if you got a girl who gave you something or a girlfriend or whatever, you give her something real nice back. It's fucking commercial as hell but I'm not fucking this up so I'm doing it.

[unhappy]

So if I get both my boyfriends something, I get one day they have to both spoil me...

[ ...not that they wouldn't both spoil her anyway if she wanted. ]

When are they?

text; un: phantom (1/2)

[yumenope]

A troubling dilemma your friend has.

Might I propose the most obvious answer to this?

2/2

[yumenope]

I have it on good authority that your friend, in this wild and tumultuous world, is quite the giver. Top notch. Therefore, he ought to receive the chocolates.

[chronicgambler]

do u mean my friend like i mean my friend which means me or do u mean my friend as in u

shit i should not have done this after drinks holy fuck

i mean if u mean my friend like me then if u want to give me chocolate ill give u nice stuff bc u deserve it anyway

Audio; UN: hopefulfuture

[despairing_hope]

If I felt like giving chocolates I just would, and if I received chocolates I would get a gift for white day. If both of them want to exchange chocolates why not just do that?

Instead of worrying about that, isn’t Christmas more of an immediate concern?

[chronicgambler]

I guess we could just do chocolate...

Christmas? Amateur hour, man. I already got Christmas in the bag. He loved what I got him! I think. He turned real red anyway.

[despairing_hope]

You didn't actually wait until Christmas? To time giving the gift at just the right time to have the most romantic impact under the lights and big tree?

[Ignoring the fact he has no idea what Christmas is even like here. And not pulling attention to the obvious slip up.]

That sounds like a missed opportunity.

text | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

why not just like
give and receive gifts on both?

[chronicgambler]

u r a fucking smart motherfucker
both huh
i like both

[kingfuckboy]

we don't really do white day in canada back home
but i mean
who can pass up giving and receiving gifts twice??

text, un: mafuyu

[restringing]

You can both get things for each other like any other holiday
It doesn't have to be special unless you want it to

You're really bad at hiding this, Dice-san
Congratulations on your relationship

[chronicgambler]

all u smart people saying both why didnt i think of that shit

yeah i guess so o well
thanks man it kinda came outta nowhere

[restringing]

I'd never thought about it either
It just seemed natural
Birthday and Christmas presents are more important anyway

This is the person you told me about, right?
I'm happy for you
It's cute that you're inexperienced

text

[champagnetower]

Hahaha!!
Do I know this friend?
I have a feeling I do!
Anyway you can never go wrong with giving and receiving chocolates for both days!
Everyone likes chocolates!
Chocolates make people happy and you'll get to do it twice!

[chronicgambler]

man u dont know him hes not like a fuckin host or something

but yeah i think both sounds pretty fuckin sweet so im just gonna get him chocolate and stuff




i mean my friend is
shit

[champagnetower]

Let me know if you want to learn how to make chocolates for this person I totally don't know!
And by you I mean your friend! ☆

[Audio] un: accipitrinae

[tastes_like]

[Oh, the poor guy is so obvious.]

I figure it'd go the same way for two men as it would for two ladies or a straight couple. It doesn't sound like there's much to really figure out here.

Oh, and congrats on your new hot boyfriend. Congrats to your friend, I mean.

[chronicgambler]

[So very very very obvious.]

Are we both just skipping Valentine's Day or something? Or White Day? Or we do both and just get a shit ton of chocolate?

......Thanks. He, uh, appreciates that.

[tastes_like]

The choice is yours, but personally if I can have more chocolate, I'm going for it. I figure you might as well take advantage of it.

No problem. If you can find yourself happiness with a hot boyfriend, that's winning in life as far as I see it. Or he, I meant he. Since it's your buddy we're talking about. [He didn't.]