( video | un: jaguar )

[scarcastically]

Y'know, going up in space, visiting other worlds is supposed to blow your damn mind. The idea's that you're exposed to stuff so unreal, so beyond believin' that it's alien to you.

So why exactly are we celebratin' Christmas in space? Feels kinda weird, to be honest. But I guess capitalism and commercialism is a universal concept.

Still, though. Kinda gets me thinkin'. How do you celebrate your holidays where you're from? Don't tell me about Christmas though. We all know about Christmas.

Comments

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

if i didn't celebrate christmas my nonna would burst out from her grave travel across time and space and kick my ass so i got no say in the matter
though that brings up a good question i should probably ask other people in my life if they even bother with it
oh my god what if they have alien valentine's day here i bet it's horny

[scarcastically]

My money's on horny.

So you celebrate it here? Whole deal?

[teaserving]

yeah you're probably right
i mean when isnt it horny

well i dont have a tree but i got a tiny one for my friend
and i got people gifts
besides that i didn't really have any plans

[scarcastically]

Those are plans. Least more than mine, but I'm new here. Was just planning on taking it in than doing anything.

[teaserving]

look
you do you
but also tell you what
if you decide "fuck it i'll go out" i work at my friend's cat cafe
you can get a drink on me
merry fucking christmas or whatever

[scarcastically]

[ oh. he's . . . a little touched? maybe? ]

Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

[teaserving]

no prob
it's called beans
we have cats too if you're a cat guy
name's leone abbacchio

[scarcastically]

I am definitely a cat guy.

[teaserving]

great you'll fit right in
should've figured with "jaguar" but you never know

[scarcastically]

Yeah, it could have been the car.