( video | un: jaguar )

[scarcastically]

Y'know, going up in space, visiting other worlds is supposed to blow your damn mind. The idea's that you're exposed to stuff so unreal, so beyond believin' that it's alien to you.

So why exactly are we celebratin' Christmas in space? Feels kinda weird, to be honest. But I guess capitalism and commercialism is a universal concept.

Still, though. Kinda gets me thinkin'. How do you celebrate your holidays where you're from? Don't tell me about Christmas though. We all know about Christmas.

Comments

[scarcastically]

That's what I thought.

[the_archivist]

Doesn't invalidate anything I've said.

[scarcastically]

You sure?

Because it definitely adds a layer to it all.

[the_archivist]

It's literally my job to research and record this sort of thing.

[scarcastically]

That doesn't mean anything though. Not here. You got data? Then sure I'd like to see it but you also said it was beyond reality so not sure how data works here.

C'mon man. You've probably heard all of this before.

[the_archivist]

Unfortunately the reports from the European Centre for Disease Control and my own hospital records didn't appear here with me.

[scarcastically]

That's rough, buddy.