Dave Strider (
itsknighttime) wrote in
prismatica2019-12-30 09:29 pm
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ok since ive been here a hot minute i guess i can say hi again
so hi i guess
i went the fuck home and i was chilling enjoying my god damn life
like literal god damned not even not god like
hanging out with my best bro but fuck me amiright?
its cool though there were some p chill bitches here last time
bitches not in the female way
i mean there were nice girls here in the female way but they werent bitches like bitch bitches
but just bitches in the bitches way
you know
friends
fuck
im not backspacing it
i said it yall were cool bitches and im glad you were
ok hope your chromamas was cool too
uh
yeah thats it i got no philosophical bullshit to throw down this time just figured if it looks like my ass is sticking around i may as well poke my head out
[[Just be glad he's not trying to start stress-reaction rap battles.]]
so hi i guess
i went the fuck home and i was chilling enjoying my god damn life
like literal god damned not even not god like
hanging out with my best bro but fuck me amiright?
its cool though there were some p chill bitches here last time
bitches not in the female way
i mean there were nice girls here in the female way but they werent bitches like bitch bitches
but just bitches in the bitches way
you know
friends
fuck
im not backspacing it
i said it yall were cool bitches and im glad you were
ok hope your chromamas was cool too
uh
yeah thats it i got no philosophical bullshit to throw down this time just figured if it looks like my ass is sticking around i may as well poke my head out
[[Just be glad he's not trying to start stress-reaction rap battles.]]

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stop fucking around karkat
jokes over not funny bro
where you at?
i went to your old place but maybe i got here first
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DID YOU NOT THINK TO TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT HEAP BACK HOME?
BECAUSE EVERYBODY ACTING LIKE YOU'RE TWICE AS SPONGEFUCKED AS USUAL SHOULD BE ALL THE EVIDENCE YOU NEED.
[ He is not answering the house question, though he had not been allocated into the same apartment as last time. Same area, different place. ]
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no i just didnt think you wanted to talk about it or you wouldve professed your want to talk about it in my face
little busy winning the game and claiming the prize bro
we had other things to talk about
you never didnt feel like him
i guess looking back maybe he wasnt as fun as i remembered here
[[Give him a second.]]
fuck whatever it doesnt matter anyway
okay it matters
but it doesnt cause last time i was here i wouldntve...
if you say youre him then...
fuck it
good
im glad youre the guy here before
i was looking for you and my bro
im giving you my address since youre being a fucking baby about yours again
you can come if you want and dont if you dont want to but i hope the earliers your choice
dont think i didnt notice you being a god damn weiner about it
im not senile yet
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THIS IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL, DAVE.
WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
[ Being a baby about his location? Never. Okay, maybe a little bit. ]
YOU'RE OLDER NOW RIGHT?
LIKE A GROWNASS HUMAN?
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i thought you
i didnt really there was too much shit to do and im still not over some of the shit i had to do to get there either so i figured you were just not bothering to bring it up
yeah im reading it and i know its stupid i just figured is all
or i dunno
i hoped that was it
[[Dave knew. He didn't begrudge it to him either.]]
i guess so
im still me though
i think
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YOUR IGNORANCE NEVER CEASES TO BOTH AMAZE AND DISAPPOINT ME.
[ Everything had felt like a dream once he had returned to the meteor. Now it seems like the opposite. If Dave wasn't here to echo his experiences then Karkat wouldn't be sure if he had ever returned home at all. ]
DAMN.
THAT'S FUCKED UP.
I'M STILL THE SAME NUMBER OF SWEEPS SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS TEMPORAL HORSESHIT.
WHAT DO ADULT HUMANS EVEN DO?
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Yeah. Probably. All valid feelings when I ignore shit and don't say anything about it. As for your temporal horseshit, aren't you lucky to have a time player handy? A clock god, if one will. 'Cause weren't we the same age when we were here before? Can't mean that we're from different timelines and both remember, can it? I'm not askin' I'm sayin', probably wasn't the take, it was probably the send home. Time ain't linear and I'm doubtin' these bitches know how to do shit right when it comes to this. They're good at yankin' people out but how good are they at gettin' 'em back?
[[The switch to voice made it easier for him to lay down and be a couch lump with the pillow he grabbed from his bed to drag out here and make his bed on the couch again.
Also shut up, he was trying to feel better about the idea that Karkat may not be the Karkat he remembered from home.]]
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YOU WOULD REMEMBER ME MENTIONING THIS PLACE TO YOU IF WE WERE FROM THE SAME TIMELINE.
DO YOU REMEMBER ME GOING APESHIT OVER HAVING HOOF BEAST FEET?
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I remember all of it, dude. I remember wanting to riot with dildo pitchforks, you meeting my Bro, remember Bro being here at all and living at my place. I remember you chewing me out because I was having a hard time sleeping around him. I remember taking you to the clinic to see Angela after spending a bro night over at your place. I remember a fuck ton of people that actually exist here. n' yes, I remember your damn deer feet and your antlers.
We weren't not from the same time line to begin with, when they put us back they fuckin' put us back wrong, dude.
[[There's a long pause and Dave needs the second of silence that he forces to manifest.]]
Doesn't matter.
You're here. I'm here. I don't really give a shit about the rest of it. I'd rather have my best bro here than be stuck all the fuck on my own.
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Okay.
[ His voice is small, uncharacteristically so. Stiff with hesitation. He's no less wary, but is at least bolstered by the reassurance. There was a long pause. Karkat didn't seem as if he was going to speak anymore. Eventually he took a long breath. ]
How many sweeps is four Earth years?
I'm not going to learn the conversion.
Your planet is such a fucking mess that it surprises me that it has any gravitational pull at all.
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The demure sound of Karkat's voice makes Dave's heart sink and his stomach rise and he takes himself a second to curl up further on the lazy bed he's made. It doesn't feel right to sleep in a secluded room when he could be keeping an eye out. It's comprised of a gentle tug of blanket and a shift of his head against a pillow.]]
It's cool, I had to learn. It's technically one poiinnt.... nnniiine? I mean rounded? But whatever, two's good. I'm sure I just gave a Captor a boner somewhere. Right about the shithole that was Earth too. Thanks for bequeathing us the shithole, oh mighty ruler.