anonymous text, with an 18+ filter | Happy New Year, Prismatica!

[nonehorse]

[Guess who's completely amused by something completely puerile, and feels the need to subject everyone to the horrors?


THIS DUDE.

Except his good name can't get tarnished, so anonymous it is.]

DICKCEMBER🍆❄️is nearly OVER😢but the NUDE YEAR🎉has almost💦CUM💦 n now its time🕓 for 😏 NEW🍆COCKS🍆 for 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ 💥some💥FIREWORKS💦 .. n some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉 in their ASS🍑 💥 get ready 2 get🍆🍑FUCKED😩 at MIDNIGHT🌛on NEW COCKS🍆EVE when 🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦cums💦 around🍆

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text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

ok but what do you call february

[nonehorse]

[After a good three minutes' worth of Prismatica Googling, we get:]

TRIBUARY OR FROTUARY unless that RUBS YOU THE WRONG WAY

action with explicit permission;

[starmark]

...What do you keep laughing about.

[HE IS AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER JUST SITTING ON THIS COUCH TRYING TO READ HIS BOOK]

What's so funny?

i would like to apologise to jotaro forever and ever.

[nonehorse]

[LOOK. Even with how busy this 'spending new year's' together thing has been keeping him, Avdol's still been keeping an eye on the network. Mostly to see if anyone's in trouble.

Okay look he's been worrying about Abbacchio despite himself, so this atrocious copypasta came along at just the right time. Avdol's still trying to hold his laughter back as he switches the bracelet off, distinctly unable to make eye contact with Jotaro for fear of losing it.]

Nothing! Nothing at all, heh. [L I A R. Not even good at it.] The mochi should be done soon; feel like coming over and helping me pick out some fillings? I got fresh fruit and cream, beans, quite a few things.

[And guess who has been doing a very good job at pounding mochi, and looks incredibly proud of himself for it? At least Magician's Red doesn't technically tire out unless he's in dire need of chroma, so he makes for a great mochi maker.]

text | un: kishibe

[penpoint]

Are you drunk?

[nonehorse]

Not at all! I just saw this and thought it was hilarious so EVERYONE HAS TO SEE IT NOW.

Are you ready for the NUDE YEAR, Rohan?

not here

[nipzips]

[ Because he CAN'T SEE IT because you HATE TEENAGERS

Unlock the post!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

:^)

[nonehorse]

[NO HE IS RESPONSIBLE NO CHILD DESERVES TO SEE THIS BULLSHIT]

text | un: lightning

[lightningruins]

🍆

beautiful.

[nonehorse]

🥜

[tactically]

This is completely lacking in eloquence. [...] But the enthusiasm is to be admired, I suppose.

[He's not even offended by the content itself, just the way it's written. You gotta look at the bright side(???) sometimes.

(Is this really a bright side?)]

[nonehorse]

Naturally! Sometimes the feelings are just too much for eloquence, so you have to use these little emotional icon things and a few CAPITALISED WORDS FOR EMPHASIS.

So? Are you ready for 🍑Assuary🍑 to 💦cum💦 around??

[He finds this completely hilarious since he doesn't have to answer to it personally, okay. No one will ever know that Mohammed Avdol, respectable fortune teller, is actually a Feral Bastard. Shhhh.]

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

opening this was a mistake

[nonehorse]

HAPPY NUDE YEAR THIS IS HOW YOU BROUGHT IT INNNNN 🍆🍑💦💦

text | un: bunsofsteel | bless tho really

[tensasai]

[avdol no... she liked you...]

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE ANY SHAME AT ALL

someone had to anonymously post stupid shit on here and that someone? avdol

[nonehorse]

[LOOK HE'S FERAL DEEP DOWN OKAY HE'S JUST...28 AND PRETENDING HE'S AN ADULT...sorry Tenten you're not grown until you're 30 or something.]

I do!!! That's why children can't see this post, because I'm RESPONSIBLE and I'd be ABSOLUTELY ASHAMED IF THE KIDS SAW THIS........

🎉🎉HAPPY NUDE YEAR🎉🎉 wash away DICKCEMBER🍆❄️ with a good celebration!!!!!!

text | un: stcethleannfan

[baitless]

Well, at least this seems to be locked to adults. Enjoy your... year.

[BUT REALLY HOW DO YOU DO THE LITTLE PICTURES!!!!!!]

[nonehorse]

I'm not a MONSTER, I just thought that we could all use a bit of stupid cheer for the occasion!

So enjoy your SEXY NUDE YEAR🎉😩 and LIVE IT UP🍑💥

[Honestly, Avdol's just copypasting at this point, he doesn't know how to use this shit so great.]

Audio | UN: oceangem

[riptidequeen]

[SHE IS TRYING TO PARSE THIS WHOLE THING.]

... Happy new year to you too, anonymous?

[nonehorse]

THANK YOU I HOPE YOUR 🎉NUDE🎉YEAR🎉 IS FULL OF WHICHEVER GENITALIA YOU PREFER🍆🍑💦

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

I hate this.

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem to! Hell to that though, I think it's hilarious! NEW COCKS EVE and ASSUARY are the most Lunatian things I've ever seen!

text | un: rogueofdarkness108

[killful]

LOL
what happened to the cock pics?

[ YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS ]

[nonehorse]

🍆🍆🍆??? is that what you're after????

[HE DOES NOT AND WILL NOT AS LONG AS HE CAN HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY. Don't @ him like this he's a good man]

[loungelizard]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[nonehorse]

FINALLY, someone who doesn't get up in arms about it! Or ask for pictures of genitalia? Hm. ANYWAY, FRIEND. ENJOY YOUR NUDE YEAR🎉🎉 AND 🍑ASSUARY🍑💦💦 and BRING IT IN 🎉🎉LUNATIA STYLE🎉🎉