anonymous text, with an 18+ filter | Happy New Year, Prismatica!

[nonehorse]

[Guess who's completely amused by something completely puerile, and feels the need to subject everyone to the horrors?


THIS DUDE.

Except his good name can't get tarnished, so anonymous it is.]

DICKCEMBER🍆❄️is nearly OVER😢but the NUDE YEAR🎉has almost💦CUM💦 n now its time🕓 for 😏 NEW🍆COCKS🍆 for 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ 💥some💥FIREWORKS💦 .. n some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉 in their ASS🍑 💥 get ready 2 get🍆🍑FUCKED😩 at MIDNIGHT🌛on NEW COCKS🍆EVE when 🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦cums💦 around🍆

Comments

[penpoint]

This is the strangest advice I've received from an anonymous person.

[nonehorse]

If I see you writing about charming anonymous people giving out very sexy advice, then I'm asking for royalties!!

[penpoint]

Lucky for us both, it's pretty unlikely something like that will happen. Stories with romance and sex aren't my typical thing.

[nonehorse]

I forgot! Well then, there goes my grand plan of being featured in your work. You'll have to immortalise me some other way!

(That is a joke, I don't expect you to actually put me in your work since I'm actually far too boring to be featured in anything actually worth reading!)

[penpoint]

If you say so. Most people have something interesting about them. Even people who aren't very likable.