wingstosee: (blep)
Venus ♀ ([personal profile] wingstosee) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-01-02 11:31 pm

text; un: aphrodite

[ on january 1, at approximately 10:00 am, on the very first day of the sanguis cycle, a very special post is made. ]

hlo
whag food is safe for dragon to eat
?
askikjg folr a friend
not very urgernt
thanks
!


[ typing on a mobile phone with your tongue is very, very difficult, as it turns out. just like turning into a twenty-foot long, feathery snake-dragon while you're stuck in someone else's bedroom.

it's been an exciting time for everyone, basically.
]
starmark: (NOSE ☆ not it not it i call not it)

[personal profile] starmark 2020-01-03 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm pretty sure a dragon can get out of any place it wants to

besides
since you're helping her out and everything
why wouldn't she just send you to find someone
starmark: (PINGED ☆ urge to nerd out rising)

[personal profile] starmark 2020-01-03 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
so

you're the dragon, huh
starmark: (UH ☆ grandpa caesar save me please)

[personal profile] starmark 2020-01-04 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
who's rubbing it in

if you'd just said that to start with it wouldn't have taken all those questions
earrdrums: (🎧▸230)

un: epjack; here is The Friend

[personal profile] earrdrums 2020-01-03 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah. she's the dragon.

and i already offered her plenty of good reptile food
she just turned it all down and decided to crowdsource it instead, for some reason.
earrdrums: (🎧▸228)

[personal profile] earrdrums 2020-01-03 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
you're a big snake, i was trying to be a good host!
earrdrums: (🎧▸229)

[personal profile] earrdrums 2020-01-03 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
well that depends
do you want the mice or nah?

i gotta know if i should grab them you know
earrdrums: (🎧▸168)

i hope you're ready for this thread to take an objectively cute turn

[personal profile] earrdrums 2020-01-04 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
well alright, if you're sure
guess you don't get any breakfast then
don't cry to me when you're hungry later

i'm gonna be done in here in just a sec tho okay?
try not to block the door if you can help it
i know your dragon butt might be a little big for that but i'm sure you can manage it


[Yeah, she's just being mean.]
earrdrums: (🎧▸79)

👀 idk, are u sure about that

[personal profile] earrdrums 2020-01-04 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, she took that dragon butt comment like a CHAMP. But Jiro's not kidding when she says she'll be back soon!!
Because soon enough, that door's opening again - probably bonking Venus a little if she's not careful, considering Jiro's opening it with a jack.

And at first, what she floats in with her other jack is a bag that's pretty obviously from a pet supply shop -
Followed up by walking in herself, holding a large plate of three, huge waffles.]


They're not pancakes, but... these should be big enough, right?

[Is THIS the reason she left the room in the first place? Signs point to yes.]
earrdrums: (🎧▸144)

[personal profile] earrdrums 2020-01-04 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[She's ALWAYS just being mean. Venus will learn that soon enough!!!
The remark does get Jiro to start smiling a bit, too.

... Though, damn, that voice REALLY sells it, getting her smile to widen nice and huge and goofy. Venus really needs to learn how to reel that in.]


Nah, but it's fine. Waffle mix isn't expensive or something.

[Sorry, did she think Jiro can make things from scratch? Absolutely the fuck not.]

Y'know snakes have tough belly muscles for a reason, right? You can probably just slither instead of trying to worm your way around.
earrdrums: (🎧▸13)

[personal profile] earrdrums 2020-01-08 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Now, see, that's just adorable. All of it, from the way her tongue flicks out at the food and the way her tail is (almost) wagging.
But that plate just gets held out further, and she even goes the extra distance - picking one up with the fork to hold it out at eye level for her.]


You go ahead and tuck in. Like I said, the mix is cheap; I can make more if I really want some.
I totally get that feeling, though. I've been a snake before, and while I wanted to climb on everything, it felt...
Weird.

ten million years later

[personal profile] earrdrums - 2020-01-20 05:01 (UTC) - Expand
starmark: (SQUINT ☆ that seems fake but okay)

[personal profile] starmark 2020-01-04 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
what do you call "good reptile food"
earrdrums: (🎧▸53)

[personal profile] earrdrums 2020-01-04 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
mice, obvs
she's a big snake, what else am i supposed to feed her


[They're good friends, really.]
starmark: (UH ☆ grandpa caesar save me please)

[personal profile] starmark 2020-01-04 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
i think dragons eat cows

you could try cow