text; un: aphrodite

[wingstosee]

[ on january 1, at approximately 10:00 am, on the very first day of the sanguis cycle, a very special post is made. ]

hlo
whag food is safe for dragon to eat
?
askikjg folr a friend
not very urgernt
thanks
!

[ typing on a mobile phone with your tongue is very, very difficult, as it turns out. just like turning into a twenty-foot long, feathery snake-dragon while you're stuck in someone else's bedroom.

it's been an exciting time for everyone, basically. ]

Comments

(Text; UN: motherofdragons)

[decisiveconquest]

Meat. Make sure you cook it first.

(Is she talking to a dragon right now.)

Can they breathe fire?

text; un: allstar

[meteorman]

Anything if your friend is brave enough. A dragon's internal workings are not unlike an incinerator, presuming they're a 'traditional' dragon that is capable of breathing fire.

[EAT A CHAIR IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD]

If your friend is something a little more unusual like a knucker, quetzalcoatl or tatzelwurm then their diet may be more specialized.

Text; un: doctorize

[doctorize]

What.

[... no wait a second, he's pretty sure he recognizes this username]

Venus? Are you okay?

text;

[hotshock]

People. People are always safe for dragons to eat.

[He says this from experience as all of the dragons he's ever met have tried to eat him or kill him.]

text; un: lostsong

[resound]

Uh
Happy new year?
How hard did you go last night exactly...
Just go to McDenny’s with your friend

text, anonymous

[baitless]

[................okay he’s not going to publicly admit to being a dragon of any kind, but like, he should help here.]

Anything a human can eat, though meat and fish are more satisfying than vegetables. I do not know if the dragons here are different, though.

un: undyingsoul

[necroyalty]

I am unaware of any foods that are unsafe for dragons to eat.

You can probably even count gemstones as safe, if you'd like.

text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

who's the friend
and why are they feeding dragons

also is it an actual dragon
or is this some kind of stupid hypothetical

text | un: sOfTaNdWet

[nipzips]

did you turn into a dragon?

text | feuerdrache

[howlmyrage]

Your enemies.

[fatefulprincess]

Your diet doesn't need to change at all, really. You'll be fine with what you were eating before.