text; un: aphrodite

[wingstosee]

[ on january 1, at approximately 10:00 am, on the very first day of the sanguis cycle, a very special post is made. ]

hlo
whag food is safe for dragon to eat
?
askikjg folr a friend
not very urgernt
thanks
!

[ typing on a mobile phone with your tongue is very, very difficult, as it turns out. just like turning into a twenty-foot long, feathery snake-dragon while you're stuck in someone else's bedroom.

it's been an exciting time for everyone, basically. ]

Comments

text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

who's the friend
and why are they feeding dragons

also is it an actual dragon
or is this some kind of stupid hypothetical

[wingstosee]

friend casn speak for herself
and becaujse a dragon is stuck in her rom

alslo the dragon is ereal
she might ne able to send a pic
i
'
ll ask

[starmark]

...

if the friend can speak for herself why are you making the post and not her

[wingstosee]

um

[ she didn't really think this part through. hm. ]

wwouild you believe it if i said that
the friend is
toobusy?

[starmark]

while there's a dragon in her room?

that doesn't sound right

[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT COLUMBO YOU SOLVE THOSE IRRELEVANT MYSTERIES]

[wingstosee]

ok bujt
what if she left because
she was lookijng for someone to helpget the dragon out
?

[ this guy's sharp. too sharp. she's going to have to keep an eye on this one.

no she's just an idiot ]

[starmark]

i'm pretty sure a dragon can get out of any place it wants to

besides
since you're helping her out and everything
why wouldn't she just send you to find someone

[wingstosee]

noit without breakinjmg everythujng

i might
.
be stuck in her room.

[starmark]

so

you're the dragon, huh

[wingstosee]

maybr
you dont have to rub it in

[starmark]

who's rubbing it in

if you'd just said that to start with it wouldn't have taken all those questions

[wingstosee]

there would hscfe been other questikons thoygh
???
it was easier
i think

un: epjack; here is The Friend

[earrdrums]

yeah. she's the dragon.

and i already offered her plenty of good reptile food
she just turned it all down and decided to crowdsource it instead, for some reason.

[wingstosee]

it waws
sorry
It was

IT WAS MICE
mean
!!
illlegal
!!!!

[earrdrums]

you're a big snake, i was trying to be a good host!

[wingstosee]

DRAGOIN
?????

[earrdrums]

same thing

[wingstosee]

youire the worst
are yiu done ijn the kitchen yet

[earrdrums]

well that depends
do you want the mice or nah?

i gotta know if i should grab them you know

[wingstosee]

.
.
.

[ is that painstakingly booped ellipsis all she's going to send? no. she continues, tongue-pecked letter by tongue-pecked letter: ]

if youre not just being mean
those definitely wont be enough
?
too small

i hope you're ready for this thread to take an objectively cute turn

[earrdrums]

well alright, if you're sure
guess you don't get any breakfast then
don't cry to me when you're hungry later

i'm gonna be done in here in just a sec tho okay?
try not to block the door if you can help it
i know your dragon butt might be a little big for that but i'm sure you can manage it

[Yeah, she's just being mean.]

"objectively cute" as long as you're nto venus

[wingstosee]

ok nbow im pretty sure youre just being mean
unless you really donmt have any food
?
which would be
i guess thats fine
but i am gtting hungry

ok see you

[starmark]

what do you call "good reptile food"

[earrdrums]

mice, obvs
she's a big snake, what else am i supposed to feed her

[They're good friends, really.]

[starmark]

i think dragons eat cows

you could try cow