text; un: aphrodite

[wingstosee]

[ on january 1, at approximately 10:00 am, on the very first day of the sanguis cycle, a very special post is made. ]

hlo
whag food is safe for dragon to eat
?
askikjg folr a friend
not very urgernt
thanks
!

[ typing on a mobile phone with your tongue is very, very difficult, as it turns out. just like turning into a twenty-foot long, feathery snake-dragon while you're stuck in someone else's bedroom.

it's been an exciting time for everyone, basically. ]

Comments

[nipzips]

it looks almost french now
or like you're that scary granny in that one movie with all the dalmations

[ Cruella de Vil, he's thinking. ]

am i hearing this right? the devil thinks robbing old ladies is a dick move?

[wingstosee]

oh
!!!
thats not so bbad then

also
tyeah?
why would it nto be...
is thisa t rick question or

[nipzips]

[ Cruella is awful... Then again, this person he's speaking to is apparently also the devil, and maybe she doesn't even get the reference. ]

'cause
say you actually are the devil
aren't you supposed to be a bad guy then??
i ain't religious or anything but that's how it is in all the movies

[wingstosee]

[ oh, she's the worst? but she's got that like. Head Bitch In Charge energy, and venus kind of likes that thought. (not the killing puppies part though. that part sucks??) ]

iu mean
...
yeah
????
pretyy much the worst tbh
but i can stilll call it a dick move
like
what if someone killed a bby?
thatd be a super awful thing to


wait bad example
god killed a lot of babies like
twice at least
hm .
give me a asec

[nipzips]

for the devil you seem pretty alright ...
lots of humans see nothing wrong with hurting babies and puppies and shit

uhhh, would this be the christian god? i don't really know much about this stuff

[wingstosee]

well i mrean
gods down with it if youre the wrong baby evidentlyy
???
so maybe hes the shiitty one

but yreah
not catholic if tyhat heklps
idk it might be thes ame devil tho

[nipzips]

all this stuff's flying right over my head i don't think much about religion

so what do you even do, anyway? chill out in hell?

[wingstosee]

oh
dsorry i kind of rambled there

uh
i would have?
but i got kidnapped to the lsat place like
literally twenty mintues after i became the devil
aand i still haven't gonne back so

now i just moonlace anfd stuff

[nipzips]

so you're kinda like the new management huh? before you got dumped here like the rest of us

is it better over here? i'd assume hell is ... on fire most of the time

[wingstosee]

mayve
?
its more like im the devil
but zso is the devil
and im part of her and shes part of me and

actually wait you said you knew some christian stuff
its likr jesus and god?
kind of
exc ept way cooler

edit
also i didnt actually get to go to hell
i kind of figured it would work for me tho

[nipzips]

man this shit is pretty confusing
so this zso kind of lives inside you?

[ He's a teenager from a small town in Japan. There's no way he understands the trinity. ]

1/2

[wingstosee]

wgat

2/3, i lied

[wingstosee]

[ and then, once she's read over it enough times to catch what he's saying: ]

no
!!!
omg
one mommment letm e just

3/3

[wingstosee]

[ click! the video feed turns on after about a minute's wait. there is... yeah, that's definitely a dragon. maybe? it's feathered, glowing bright like the sun on fields of corn, and also occasionally flicking its tongue out inquisitively. ]

Okay. Wow. This should be easier?

[ wow. that voice is... it's really something, huh. probably good that magic doesn't work through the phone line. ]

Should I just... start from the top?

[nipzips]

[ That sure is a talking white dragon. Josuke's never seen one before, so he brings the phone closer, trying to get a better look at her. ]

... Dragons are kinda cute. [ He expected them to be more scary. There probably are scary dragons out there somewhere but he's yet to meet one. ]

Right, sure, if you want to. Just, uh, not all at once -- It sounds like a lot to take in.

[wingstosee]

Haha, right??

[ she's plenty scary! see? she's like... big, and feathery, and terrifying. except for the part about how her tongue is just a big blep and she keeps tilting her head to get a better view of her cam feed. ]

Okay. So. Uh. You've heard of the devil at least, right? I don't remember if we covered that part already.

[nipzips]

We pretty much covered it. You apparently ... are the devil. I didn't know the devil was a chick, though.

[ At least, this sounds like a feminine voice. In any case he's staring at the blep that's sticking out of her mouth because it's awfully cute. ]

[wingstosee]

Oh, okay. Cool.

[ the giant dragon face... blinks at that last bit, though. because it's not like it's the first time the question's come up? but it's still kind of weird to consider. ]

I don't really know what I figured she'd be? I think... maybe, she's whatever she needs to be for anyone. Does that make sense?