text; un: aphrodite

[wingstosee]

[ on january 1, at approximately 10:00 am, on the very first day of the sanguis cycle, a very special post is made. ]

hlo
whag food is safe for dragon to eat
?
askikjg folr a friend
not very urgernt
thanks
!

[ typing on a mobile phone with your tongue is very, very difficult, as it turns out. just like turning into a twenty-foot long, feathery snake-dragon while you're stuck in someone else's bedroom.

it's been an exciting time for everyone, basically. ]

Comments

text | feuerdrache

[howlmyrage]

Your enemies.

[wingstosee]

[ she just. sort of stares at the text. first of all, she doesn't really want to kill anyone? especially right now. that's way too much effort and also mean. but more importantly- ]

i wouldnty wantyo eat anyone i hated
theyd probably taste bad
??

[howlmyrage]

I thought it was your friend that needed help?

i.e. they came into possession of a dragon

Are you a dragon now?

[wingstosee]

no

[ SMOOTH SAVE ]

i just tghought
if it were me
i wouldnt want to

[howlmyrage]

uh huh

[ SAVE STATUS: NOT BOUGHT. ]

Well then, you're not a dragon, are you? They love roasting and eating their enemies.

[wingstosee]

mnaybe sokme dragons arent jerks
?????

[ not helping with that nat 1, venus. ]

[howlmyrage]

THEY DON'T HAVE ALL THOSE POINTY TEETH AND ALL THAT FIRE SO THEY CAN EAT SALADS

[ m8 ]

1/3

[wingstosee]

Maybe thehyre tired of

2/3

[wingstosee]

Waiut
Hold on
Caps isnt working

TEST

3/3

[wingstosee]

OK I FIXED IT

MAYBVE THEYRE TITRED OF PEOLPLE TELLING THEM WHAT TOO DO
???????????

[howlmyrage]

YOU'RE THE ONE ASKING FOR DIET ADVICE ON THE PUBLIC NETWORK????

HAVE YOU ACTUALLY MET ANOTHER DRAGON????

[wingstosee]

I MADE OUT WURTH ONE LAST MONYTH
SHE SEEMED FINE

HAVE YOU MET ANOTHER DRAGON BEFORE
BECAUSE IM PTRETTY SURE THEHY CAN EAT THIUNGS THAT ARENT ENEMIES

[howlmyrage]

[ MASSIVE SIGH ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCREEN ]

It's their favourite. I would know, I'm the Dragon Witch.

Failing that, fresh meat of any other kind.

[wingstosee]

OH
DRAGON WITCH SOUNDS COOL AS HECK
??
I GUESS YOU [ROBABLY WOULD KONOW HUH

THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE THEN THAT DOES HELP

[howlmyrage]

It's true, I'm the coolest.

Enjoy being a dragon.