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prismatica2020-01-05 01:51 pm
coasts) wrote in prismatica2020-01-05 01:51 pm
☠️ we interrupt your feed for mindless scrolling
[ Hello, chicks and dicks of Lunatia. It's your favourite rappers gracing you with their presence today. Two of Mad Trigger Crew's members are now on the screen. The thin, white-haired idiot is wearing a pair of sunglasses and he pulls them down by an inch to show his red eyes to the camera. ]
Hey. Is your house a mess? Do you have a ton of rotten food in your fridge? Do you have weeds in your backyard? Are you a slob?
'cause if you said yes to at least one of those things, you gotta click the link below. MTC's gonna change your life.
[ The video linked begins with an intensely dropped beat, a dramatic scene in an alley. Two shirtless people running for their lives, scrambling through the rain like they’ve just fled a crime scene just as the Moon Knights showed up. The redhead is clearly military, a couple of scars on his back from bullet wounds. The man in front has white hair and a large yakuza tattoo on his back. There is rapping as this scene unfolds. ]
Get ready for a showdown,
Ain't no hoedown,
Grass is so brown,
Here to crackdown!
ON LAWNS!
[ As they bust out of the alley and into the open, it’s into a wild field of tall grass. In the middle of it, a large driveable lawn mower. The two of them hop on, the matching leather jackets they’re wearing flaring up as they do. As the camera moves to pan across their faces, it’s Samatoki and Riou, looking fiercely determined. They start racing off on the lawn mower. It looks like it’s in slow motionto accomodate for the fact that lawnmowers in reality aren’t very fast for this high speed chase. ]
MTC just won't let down,
Garden parties in tea gowns,
Either uptown or downtown,
Weeds are going like ghost towns--
YOUR LAWNS!
[ The camera view changes to the front of the lawnmower, coming toward the camera. As Moon Knight agents run through the alley behind them, suddenly both of the buildings forming the alley blow up in a MASSIVE special effects explosion as Riou and Samatoki put on sunglasses. Neither of them look back. ]
Get ready for the takedown,
From sunrise 'til sundown,
Weeds, leaves, grass, and tree crowns,
No more gardening breakdowns!
CLEAN LAWNS!
[ Riou takes out a power drill behind Samatoki on the lawn mower. He nods and turns the power drill on, whirring it a few times and then speaking: ]
We do repairs and housework, too.
[ The screen explodes then into a blue logo with a skull and guns... for Mad Trigger Cutters. And the commercial ends. ]
Hey. Is your house a mess? Do you have a ton of rotten food in your fridge? Do you have weeds in your backyard? Are you a slob?
'cause if you said yes to at least one of those things, you gotta click the link below. MTC's gonna change your life.
[ The video linked begins with an intensely dropped beat, a dramatic scene in an alley. Two shirtless people running for their lives, scrambling through the rain like they’ve just fled a crime scene just as the Moon Knights showed up. The redhead is clearly military, a couple of scars on his back from bullet wounds. The man in front has white hair and a large yakuza tattoo on his back. There is rapping as this scene unfolds. ]
Get ready for a showdown,
Ain't no hoedown,
Grass is so brown,
Here to crackdown!
ON LAWNS!
[ As they bust out of the alley and into the open, it’s into a wild field of tall grass. In the middle of it, a large driveable lawn mower. The two of them hop on, the matching leather jackets they’re wearing flaring up as they do. As the camera moves to pan across their faces, it’s Samatoki and Riou, looking fiercely determined. They start racing off on the lawn mower. It looks like it’s in slow motion
MTC just won't let down,
Garden parties in tea gowns,
Either uptown or downtown,
Weeds are going like ghost towns--
YOUR LAWNS!
[ The camera view changes to the front of the lawnmower, coming toward the camera. As Moon Knight agents run through the alley behind them, suddenly both of the buildings forming the alley blow up in a MASSIVE special effects explosion as Riou and Samatoki put on sunglasses. Neither of them look back. ]
Get ready for the takedown,
From sunrise 'til sundown,
Weeds, leaves, grass, and tree crowns,
No more gardening breakdowns!
CLEAN LAWNS!
[ Riou takes out a power drill behind Samatoki on the lawn mower. He nods and turns the power drill on, whirring it a few times and then speaking: ]
We do repairs and housework, too.
[ The screen explodes then into a blue logo with a skull and guns... for Mad Trigger Cutters. And the commercial ends. ]
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It's really something, isn't it.
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[ Is it cringe, or is it hardcore?? Riou is fine with it. He's basically just been doing TaskRabbit tasks until now, so this will be a boost in demi-chroma and activities. ]
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It seems fun. [ Well, he doesn't want to mow. Riou hit the nail on the head back then. It seeming fun is a lie, but he's going to say it anyway. ] —it wasn't too much trouble to make it by yourselves, was it? I would've provided some creative input, if I had known... [ But somehow, he suspects this may be why he WASN'T contacted? He can only wonder... ]
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[ He doesn't think Jyuto is the type to enjoy stuff like that, so asking him to help while he's trying to become a moon knight?? Nah. Regardless of Samatoki's reasoning, Riou didn't want to be a distraction from something so important. ]
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Ah, you're right. [ The exams are more important. ] It's just unfortunate I was left out of the fun. You two seem to have enjoyed yourselves. [ Jyuto seems to be warming up to the stupid commercial the more that he talks about it... ]
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[ Even if he's busy, he'll at least tell him about it! Jyuto didn't seem fond of the surprise after all. ]