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prismatica2020-01-05 01:51 pm
coasts) wrote in prismatica2020-01-05 01:51 pm
☠️ we interrupt your feed for mindless scrolling
[ Hello, chicks and dicks of Lunatia. It's your favourite rappers gracing you with their presence today. Two of Mad Trigger Crew's members are now on the screen. The thin, white-haired idiot is wearing a pair of sunglasses and he pulls them down by an inch to show his red eyes to the camera. ]
Hey. Is your house a mess? Do you have a ton of rotten food in your fridge? Do you have weeds in your backyard? Are you a slob?
'cause if you said yes to at least one of those things, you gotta click the link below. MTC's gonna change your life.
[ The video linked begins with an intensely dropped beat, a dramatic scene in an alley. Two shirtless people running for their lives, scrambling through the rain like they’ve just fled a crime scene just as the Moon Knights showed up. The redhead is clearly military, a couple of scars on his back from bullet wounds. The man in front has white hair and a large yakuza tattoo on his back. There is rapping as this scene unfolds. ]
Get ready for a showdown,
Ain't no hoedown,
Grass is so brown,
Here to crackdown!
ON LAWNS!
[ As they bust out of the alley and into the open, it’s into a wild field of tall grass. In the middle of it, a large driveable lawn mower. The two of them hop on, the matching leather jackets they’re wearing flaring up as they do. As the camera moves to pan across their faces, it’s Samatoki and Riou, looking fiercely determined. They start racing off on the lawn mower. It looks like it’s in slow motionto accomodate for the fact that lawnmowers in reality aren’t very fast for this high speed chase. ]
MTC just won't let down,
Garden parties in tea gowns,
Either uptown or downtown,
Weeds are going like ghost towns--
YOUR LAWNS!
[ The camera view changes to the front of the lawnmower, coming toward the camera. As Moon Knight agents run through the alley behind them, suddenly both of the buildings forming the alley blow up in a MASSIVE special effects explosion as Riou and Samatoki put on sunglasses. Neither of them look back. ]
Get ready for the takedown,
From sunrise 'til sundown,
Weeds, leaves, grass, and tree crowns,
No more gardening breakdowns!
CLEAN LAWNS!
[ Riou takes out a power drill behind Samatoki on the lawn mower. He nods and turns the power drill on, whirring it a few times and then speaking: ]
We do repairs and housework, too.
[ The screen explodes then into a blue logo with a skull and guns... for Mad Trigger Cutters. And the commercial ends. ]
Hey. Is your house a mess? Do you have a ton of rotten food in your fridge? Do you have weeds in your backyard? Are you a slob?
'cause if you said yes to at least one of those things, you gotta click the link below. MTC's gonna change your life.
[ The video linked begins with an intensely dropped beat, a dramatic scene in an alley. Two shirtless people running for their lives, scrambling through the rain like they’ve just fled a crime scene just as the Moon Knights showed up. The redhead is clearly military, a couple of scars on his back from bullet wounds. The man in front has white hair and a large yakuza tattoo on his back. There is rapping as this scene unfolds. ]
Get ready for a showdown,
Ain't no hoedown,
Grass is so brown,
Here to crackdown!
ON LAWNS!
[ As they bust out of the alley and into the open, it’s into a wild field of tall grass. In the middle of it, a large driveable lawn mower. The two of them hop on, the matching leather jackets they’re wearing flaring up as they do. As the camera moves to pan across their faces, it’s Samatoki and Riou, looking fiercely determined. They start racing off on the lawn mower. It looks like it’s in slow motion
MTC just won't let down,
Garden parties in tea gowns,
Either uptown or downtown,
Weeds are going like ghost towns--
YOUR LAWNS!
[ The camera view changes to the front of the lawnmower, coming toward the camera. As Moon Knight agents run through the alley behind them, suddenly both of the buildings forming the alley blow up in a MASSIVE special effects explosion as Riou and Samatoki put on sunglasses. Neither of them look back. ]
Get ready for the takedown,
From sunrise 'til sundown,
Weeds, leaves, grass, and tree crowns,
No more gardening breakdowns!
CLEAN LAWNS!
[ Riou takes out a power drill behind Samatoki on the lawn mower. He nods and turns the power drill on, whirring it a few times and then speaking: ]
We do repairs and housework, too.
[ The screen explodes then into a blue logo with a skull and guns... for Mad Trigger Cutters. And the commercial ends. ]
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I'm certain you both will. There must be many who would wish to hire you! Though, you never mentioned you were going to start a business... don't you need a license for it?
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[ So... Clearly, Samatoki does not know what that's about. :) ]
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Samatoki... you did get one, didn't you? I don't think businesses run here without licenses...
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[ Ah. Samatoki's not scared, but it's still troublesome. There's probably a Moon Knight that's gonna come knocking at his door soon. ]
Does this shit mean I gotta pay taxes?
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[ Logic! ]
Iruma-san wasn't in the video! Was he making it?
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[ This is SERIOUS business! ]
Ah, Jyuto? He wasn't. He ain't the type for this.
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[ Though, hm... ]
You didn't ask him, though? I'm sure he'd have at least liked being asked... I'd be sad if my brothers left me out of something just because they thought I wouldn't do it. But... the fun would be doing it together with the people I love.
[ What if Jyuto is feeling bad right this moment!! ]
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[ He shrugs his shoulders. It doesn't seem like it's a big deal to him. ]
S'fine. I was doin' him a favour.
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You missed Riou-san when he was gone, didn't you? So I hope you and Iruma-san and Riou-san have lots of fun together here. It can get sad when they leave this place, after all.
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