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prismatica2020-01-05 01:51 pm
coasts) wrote in prismatica2020-01-05 01:51 pm
☠️ we interrupt your feed for mindless scrolling
[ Hello, chicks and dicks of Lunatia. It's your favourite rappers gracing you with their presence today. Two of Mad Trigger Crew's members are now on the screen. The thin, white-haired idiot is wearing a pair of sunglasses and he pulls them down by an inch to show his red eyes to the camera. ]
Hey. Is your house a mess? Do you have a ton of rotten food in your fridge? Do you have weeds in your backyard? Are you a slob?
'cause if you said yes to at least one of those things, you gotta click the link below. MTC's gonna change your life.
[ The video linked begins with an intensely dropped beat, a dramatic scene in an alley. Two shirtless people running for their lives, scrambling through the rain like they’ve just fled a crime scene just as the Moon Knights showed up. The redhead is clearly military, a couple of scars on his back from bullet wounds. The man in front has white hair and a large yakuza tattoo on his back. There is rapping as this scene unfolds. ]
Get ready for a showdown,
Ain't no hoedown,
Grass is so brown,
Here to crackdown!
ON LAWNS!
[ As they bust out of the alley and into the open, it’s into a wild field of tall grass. In the middle of it, a large driveable lawn mower. The two of them hop on, the matching leather jackets they’re wearing flaring up as they do. As the camera moves to pan across their faces, it’s Samatoki and Riou, looking fiercely determined. They start racing off on the lawn mower. It looks like it’s in slow motionto accomodate for the fact that lawnmowers in reality aren’t very fast for this high speed chase. ]
MTC just won't let down,
Garden parties in tea gowns,
Either uptown or downtown,
Weeds are going like ghost towns--
YOUR LAWNS!
[ The camera view changes to the front of the lawnmower, coming toward the camera. As Moon Knight agents run through the alley behind them, suddenly both of the buildings forming the alley blow up in a MASSIVE special effects explosion as Riou and Samatoki put on sunglasses. Neither of them look back. ]
Get ready for the takedown,
From sunrise 'til sundown,
Weeds, leaves, grass, and tree crowns,
No more gardening breakdowns!
CLEAN LAWNS!
[ Riou takes out a power drill behind Samatoki on the lawn mower. He nods and turns the power drill on, whirring it a few times and then speaking: ]
We do repairs and housework, too.
[ The screen explodes then into a blue logo with a skull and guns... for Mad Trigger Cutters. And the commercial ends. ]
Hey. Is your house a mess? Do you have a ton of rotten food in your fridge? Do you have weeds in your backyard? Are you a slob?
'cause if you said yes to at least one of those things, you gotta click the link below. MTC's gonna change your life.
[ The video linked begins with an intensely dropped beat, a dramatic scene in an alley. Two shirtless people running for their lives, scrambling through the rain like they’ve just fled a crime scene just as the Moon Knights showed up. The redhead is clearly military, a couple of scars on his back from bullet wounds. The man in front has white hair and a large yakuza tattoo on his back. There is rapping as this scene unfolds. ]
Get ready for a showdown,
Ain't no hoedown,
Grass is so brown,
Here to crackdown!
ON LAWNS!
[ As they bust out of the alley and into the open, it’s into a wild field of tall grass. In the middle of it, a large driveable lawn mower. The two of them hop on, the matching leather jackets they’re wearing flaring up as they do. As the camera moves to pan across their faces, it’s Samatoki and Riou, looking fiercely determined. They start racing off on the lawn mower. It looks like it’s in slow motion
MTC just won't let down,
Garden parties in tea gowns,
Either uptown or downtown,
Weeds are going like ghost towns--
YOUR LAWNS!
[ The camera view changes to the front of the lawnmower, coming toward the camera. As Moon Knight agents run through the alley behind them, suddenly both of the buildings forming the alley blow up in a MASSIVE special effects explosion as Riou and Samatoki put on sunglasses. Neither of them look back. ]
Get ready for the takedown,
From sunrise 'til sundown,
Weeds, leaves, grass, and tree crowns,
No more gardening breakdowns!
CLEAN LAWNS!
[ Riou takes out a power drill behind Samatoki on the lawn mower. He nods and turns the power drill on, whirring it a few times and then speaking: ]
We do repairs and housework, too.
[ The screen explodes then into a blue logo with a skull and guns... for Mad Trigger Cutters. And the commercial ends. ]
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No. I usually perform live, both with rap and lawn mowers.
[ ..Though usually separately. ]
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Ah— with the "Hypnosis Mic", isn't it? Samatoki and Iruma-san showed me. This was my first time hearing you, though. You're very stylish, Riou-san. Those.. er. Lawn mowers couldn't keep up!
[ How does Samatoki focus while being around two incredibly good looking teammates?! ]
I don't have a lawn, though. Or an untidy apartment. But I'd like to support you!
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[ Like. Don't use a hypnosis mic to rap at some random person... that affects the nervous systems you know?? That's dangerous. He assumes that they didn't actually use them in front of her (or at least didn't.. direct them at anyone) or else there would've been some kind of a mess. Probably? Riou only takes his out when someone challenges him anyway. He can rap normally otherwise. ]
Do you need anything built or hunted?
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[ She owes him! Though, she tilts her head. ]
Do you know how to build a bird house? I've been looking after some birds on the roof top, but it would be nice if they could stay a bit without crowding up the garden there.
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Jyuto lives to protect and serve.
[ He's a police officer after all! Though maybe he lives on the wrong side of the law, but Riou sure isn't going to judge that. His heart's in the right place and he wants to make the world a better place, same as Samatoki and himself even though they both have their vices and own dark stories as well. ]
I can. What materials did you want it out of?
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[ Though, hm... ]
This is a little embarrassing, but I've never... thought of it. What do you think would be good to make a sturdy, but pretty bird house out of?
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[ He's gonna go chop down a tree. ]
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[ Why is this worrying. ]
You could just get wood from a supply store for it... trees should be cared for.
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Where do you think they get it from?
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[ In fact, what Riou does is probably more sustainable. ]
I only cut what I need so I don't destroy the tree, and any replantable parts I replant. Otherwise I would've deforested Yokohama by now. You shouldn't support businesses without knowing whether or not their logging practices are sustainable. Mine are guaranteed.
[ Have a thumbs up. He knows he can guarantee that it is!! ]