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prismatica2020-01-05 01:51 pm
coasts) wrote in prismatica2020-01-05 01:51 pm
☠️ we interrupt your feed for mindless scrolling
[ Hello, chicks and dicks of Lunatia. It's your favourite rappers gracing you with their presence today. Two of Mad Trigger Crew's members are now on the screen. The thin, white-haired idiot is wearing a pair of sunglasses and he pulls them down by an inch to show his red eyes to the camera. ]
Hey. Is your house a mess? Do you have a ton of rotten food in your fridge? Do you have weeds in your backyard? Are you a slob?
'cause if you said yes to at least one of those things, you gotta click the link below. MTC's gonna change your life.
[ The video linked begins with an intensely dropped beat, a dramatic scene in an alley. Two shirtless people running for their lives, scrambling through the rain like they’ve just fled a crime scene just as the Moon Knights showed up. The redhead is clearly military, a couple of scars on his back from bullet wounds. The man in front has white hair and a large yakuza tattoo on his back. There is rapping as this scene unfolds. ]
Get ready for a showdown,
Ain't no hoedown,
Grass is so brown,
Here to crackdown!
ON LAWNS!
[ As they bust out of the alley and into the open, it’s into a wild field of tall grass. In the middle of it, a large driveable lawn mower. The two of them hop on, the matching leather jackets they’re wearing flaring up as they do. As the camera moves to pan across their faces, it’s Samatoki and Riou, looking fiercely determined. They start racing off on the lawn mower. It looks like it’s in slow motionto accomodate for the fact that lawnmowers in reality aren’t very fast for this high speed chase. ]
MTC just won't let down,
Garden parties in tea gowns,
Either uptown or downtown,
Weeds are going like ghost towns--
YOUR LAWNS!
[ The camera view changes to the front of the lawnmower, coming toward the camera. As Moon Knight agents run through the alley behind them, suddenly both of the buildings forming the alley blow up in a MASSIVE special effects explosion as Riou and Samatoki put on sunglasses. Neither of them look back. ]
Get ready for the takedown,
From sunrise 'til sundown,
Weeds, leaves, grass, and tree crowns,
No more gardening breakdowns!
CLEAN LAWNS!
[ Riou takes out a power drill behind Samatoki on the lawn mower. He nods and turns the power drill on, whirring it a few times and then speaking: ]
We do repairs and housework, too.
[ The screen explodes then into a blue logo with a skull and guns... for Mad Trigger Cutters. And the commercial ends. ]
Hey. Is your house a mess? Do you have a ton of rotten food in your fridge? Do you have weeds in your backyard? Are you a slob?
'cause if you said yes to at least one of those things, you gotta click the link below. MTC's gonna change your life.
[ The video linked begins with an intensely dropped beat, a dramatic scene in an alley. Two shirtless people running for their lives, scrambling through the rain like they’ve just fled a crime scene just as the Moon Knights showed up. The redhead is clearly military, a couple of scars on his back from bullet wounds. The man in front has white hair and a large yakuza tattoo on his back. There is rapping as this scene unfolds. ]
Get ready for a showdown,
Ain't no hoedown,
Grass is so brown,
Here to crackdown!
ON LAWNS!
[ As they bust out of the alley and into the open, it’s into a wild field of tall grass. In the middle of it, a large driveable lawn mower. The two of them hop on, the matching leather jackets they’re wearing flaring up as they do. As the camera moves to pan across their faces, it’s Samatoki and Riou, looking fiercely determined. They start racing off on the lawn mower. It looks like it’s in slow motion
MTC just won't let down,
Garden parties in tea gowns,
Either uptown or downtown,
Weeds are going like ghost towns--
YOUR LAWNS!
[ The camera view changes to the front of the lawnmower, coming toward the camera. As Moon Knight agents run through the alley behind them, suddenly both of the buildings forming the alley blow up in a MASSIVE special effects explosion as Riou and Samatoki put on sunglasses. Neither of them look back. ]
Get ready for the takedown,
From sunrise 'til sundown,
Weeds, leaves, grass, and tree crowns,
No more gardening breakdowns!
CLEAN LAWNS!
[ Riou takes out a power drill behind Samatoki on the lawn mower. He nods and turns the power drill on, whirring it a few times and then speaking: ]
We do repairs and housework, too.
[ The screen explodes then into a blue logo with a skull and guns... for Mad Trigger Cutters. And the commercial ends. ]
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[ Even though they don't normally do that in Japan, so he's used to having to explain it... ]
Crazy M is my MC name. You don't need to call me that in private.
[ But he would respond to it if Itaru wanted to... As he talks, he starts chopping up the acorn squash into small pieces and putting them on a tray to roast them. You have to roast them before you blend them to not only get the best flavor, but also to make them soft enough to blend up together for the muffins... ]
I was in the Japanese Navy's special ops. At times, we had to find our own provisions or we would've gone without food.
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[ than crazy masochist... crazy maso... crazy mason... ???? why is he crazy? should itaru ask? there's some sort of an amusing discrepancy here, because when he looks at riou, the other looks perfectly stoic and about as un-crazy as you'd imagine.
well, maybe he'll save that question for a more appropriate time. ]
Don't worry, I prefer to keep things simple. Riou -- [ he hesitates. is the other older? younger? should he skip honorifics? ... ah, whatever. ] -- is just fine. I'm guessing you make music, then, huh? Cool.
[ he doesn't see any equipment around, but maybe this is just... out-of-lunatia kind of a deal. whatever it is, itaru doesn't pry, instead watching riou work. he'd expected a big guy like him to be a little clumsier with these things -- he seems to know exactly what he's doing, though, at the level where he's pretty impressed. ]
... hmm. Even so, it must be hard to forage in the middle of the city, no? Wouldn't it be easier to just buy some food? ... unless you're low on cash.
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[ Though usually the lyrics are (somewhat) less ridiculous. But yes, make music. As for equipment, his is on his waist- though it certainly looks like a military walkie talkie. It's probably questionable in itself since there's no one else with a satellite walkie for him to talk to, but that summons ridiculous speakers and all kinds of stuff. ]
Along with Jyuto, we are Mad Trigger Crew.
[ He doesn't look at Itaru while he's working. Riou doesn't want to cut off a finger, after all. He's ridiculously strong, but it's all 100% normal human strength. If he cuts or burns himself, he'll bleed and it'll ruin the ingredients. ]
I make chroma and demi-chroma both because that's the mission set out for the moonblessed by this world's government, but I don't spend any because I do everything myself.
[ In other words, he's loaded. ] The city makes travel times farther to get to the wilderness, but not impossible because of the technology to travel. It would be better if I had a car though.
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[ who rap about... lawns... of all things... honestly, he's not sure what to think about the group anymore. it's kinda ridiculous, but then he remembers one of his theater troupes has a yakuza member in it, too, so, you know what? he guesses anything goes nowadays. ]
Ah.
[ well, for itaru, he's pretty new around here, so -- he hasn't really found a reliable way to make chroma just yet. there's the mmo tournaments, which he plans on participating in, but that'll take a while to get to anything profitable, and in the meantime... well. he's not that great with people, despite the pretenses he puts up; or rather, he doesn't like dealing with people if he doesn't have to.
so making chroma the classic way isn't gonna be that easy, either.
in other words... it'd make sense to just hang around the rich guy, right? he talks about it so casually... ]
If you're loaded, you should get a car. Bet that's easier. [ he nods, leaning on the counter to peek at the other's hands. ] Do you work, or just forage? Making time for both seems kinda annoying.
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[ ..Former. Details. Does that somehow make the lawn rapping any less silly? Probably not. ]
I mow lawns. I hunt, too. Larger animals are too much for one person, so I'll usually butcher them and sell the rest. It's important to save money for emergencies.
[ He's a survivor but if he breaks his arm he's still going to need to see a doctor, and that costs money, you know? And Samatoki gets arrested sometimes and if he needs him immediately he wants to be able to pay bail and so on.. Riou wants to be able to have money to spend whenever he needs it, but he doesn't want to need it 99.9% of the time. ]
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[ he snorts, a little amused. well, can't say anything about it, really -- there's plenty of strange combinations back at mankai, too, including a yakuza. how is it that a yakuza and a policeman get along, though? maybe he's some sort of a dirty cop, or something...
well. he can inquire about the ins and outs later. ]
Does mowing lawns even pay well... ? [ if this is anything like back on earth, it shouldn't. but, well, can't say anything about hunting, since he doesn't know jack shit about how much the meat sells for.
still, if riou saves up diligently, itaru guesses he'd eventually amass a good sum. ]
Ah, I forgot you guys take your shirts off for extra. I suppose that must be worth a good amount, huh?
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[ In case Itaru didn't notice, he's paying him for muffins and treating him to a warm couch, getting served, conversation, if he asks for anything he'll give it to him, he can ask him to take off his shirt.. and Riou helps a lot of rich old ladies too so he gets really good tips. 'u' ]
But since I don't have any bills or expenditures, it all goes into savings and investments.