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[ Hello, chicks and dicks of Lunatia. It's your favourite rappers gracing you with their presence today. Two of Mad Trigger Crew's members are now on the screen. The thin, white-haired idiot is wearing a pair of sunglasses and he pulls them down by an inch to show his red eyes to the camera. ]

Hey. Is your house a mess? Do you have a ton of rotten food in your fridge? Do you have weeds in your backyard? Are you a slob?

'cause if you said yes to at least one of those things, you gotta click the link below. MTC's gonna change your life.

[ The video linked begins with an intensely dropped beat, a dramatic scene in an alley. Two shirtless people running for their lives, scrambling through the rain like they’ve just fled a crime scene just as the Moon Knights showed up. The redhead is clearly military, a couple of scars on his back from bullet wounds. The man in front has white hair and a large yakuza tattoo on his back. There is rapping as this scene unfolds. ]

Get ready for a showdown,
Ain't no hoedown,
Grass is so brown,
Here to crackdown!

ON LAWNS!

[ As they bust out of the alley and into the open, it’s into a wild field of tall grass. In the middle of it, a large driveable lawn mower. The two of them hop on, the matching leather jackets they’re wearing flaring up as they do. As the camera moves to pan across their faces, it’s Samatoki and Riou, looking fiercely determined. They start racing off on the lawn mower. It looks like it’s in slow motion to accomodate for the fact that lawnmowers in reality aren’t very fast for this high speed chase. ]

MTC just won't let down,
Garden parties in tea gowns,
Either uptown or downtown,
Weeds are going like ghost towns--

YOUR LAWNS!

[ The camera view changes to the front of the lawnmower, coming toward the camera. As Moon Knight agents run through the alley behind them, suddenly both of the buildings forming the alley blow up in a MASSIVE special effects explosion as Riou and Samatoki put on sunglasses. Neither of them look back. ]

Get ready for the takedown,
From sunrise 'til sundown,
Weeds, leaves, grass, and tree crowns,
No more gardening breakdowns!

CLEAN LAWNS!

[ Riou takes out a power drill behind Samatoki on the lawn mower. He nods and turns the power drill on, whirring it a few times and then speaking: ]

We do repairs and housework, too.

[ The screen explodes then into a blue logo with a skull and guns... for Mad Trigger Cutters. And the commercial ends. ]

Comments

[grylls]

We can do a soundbite.

[ So all she has to do is say like... "Hey!" and then they can play that in the background of songs.. ]

[hoasen]

Oh? What would you like for me to do?

[That sounds like a good idea! She'd want to help! Teach her, Riou.]

[grylls]

We haven't written the song yet, so I don't know.

[ He can't just decide, it's not a freestyle he's talking about.. ]

[hoasen]

[Wait a minute!]

You're going to be composing a new song? Releasing a new single or even a whole album will be exciting. Will the others compose too?

[grylls]

I don't know.

[ Sen he has no plans here.. ]

If we don't practice, our skills will degrade. If we don't review our work, we can't analyze weaknesses to rid ourselves of them.

[ This is about keeping their raps sharp, Sen. ]

[hoasen]

Then, perhaps it is time to practice and review your work. I am no expert, but I can be your audience. If you compose something, you can keep performing it and I will listen and try to give you my feelings on it?

[grylls]

Mm. Let's talk to Samatoki and Jyuto about it.

[hoasen]

That sounds like a good idea!

[Actually...wait.]

Who usually makes the decisions? Samatoki or Jyuto?

[grylls]

[ How to explain this... Riou stays quiet for a moment as he thinks. ]

Samatoki is the leader, but Jyuto is the strategist and adviser to the leader. They make decisions together, then yell it out until they decide which one is right.

[hoasen]

[She nods, taking in his explanation--wait.]

It becomes a battle at the end?

[grylls]

No. I'll stop it from coming to that. Friendly fire is no joke.

[ But he's physically stronger than both of them so it isn't hard for him to step in. ]

[hoasen]

[She sighs in relief, since at least someone here is reliable.]

Perhaps you are their rock, Riou.

[grylls]

I'm the muscle.

[ ..He also has a lot of brains too but it's questionable how much of that MTC realizes. He doesn't mind though. ]

[hoasen]

You certainly have muscles.

[...Wait.]

I mean that you do look the strongest out of all of them.

[Also the most levelheaded, really.]

[grylls]

Those are both true.

[ He's not unaware of his muscles, okay, it's not like they're there without effort. You have to put a lot of effort in to keep muscles this huge. ]

Thank you for noticing.

[hoasen]

[It's true. One of his muscles is probably the size of her waist. Maybe.]

You're welcome. Although, I think many people actually notice.

[grylls]

[ asjkdgkalsd he's not that big!! How thicc he is depends if he's wearing his camo or a t-shirt. KR is big on consistency you know. ]

They're a lot of work when you're not an active soldier. It's good to have efforts recognized.

[ He doesn't even care if it's because he's hot, but he's been working hard! ]

[hoasen]

[STILL BIG. And oh, ever-changing body. Amazing.]

You have to train regularly here still, no?

[Being hot is an added bonus, Riou. You're super hot.]