text; un:tangtang

[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
the attached list is blank)

Comments

un: 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚒

[ssrs]

so youll do anything?

[menaces]

that's the idea

[ssrs]

cool
can u play smash bros

[menaces]

the fuck is a smash bro

un: stickysticky

[ninpos]

wow
you really look like a guy from home who wants to rip my guts out

also the list being blank means you’re down for anything??? tell me your opinion about bear traps

[ssrs]

its a game
for the switch
u never heard of it?

[menaces]

you sure i'm not that guy?
bring the bear trap just don't fuck up my good leg

[ one is already injured and that sucker is fair game ]

text | un: Abel

[affabel]

What's that old phrase? You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar?

[menaces]

electricity is new to me okay go easy
you gonna play that from my lap or something?

[menaces]

sweetheart this is my honey
you haven't seen me sour

[ssrs]

[ oh. ]

how did u live without electricity wtf

its a multiplayer
u gotta play too

[menaces]

no idea, guess we spent a lot of time killing each other
anyway how's that gonna make us money?

[affabel]

Lucky me.

Maybe someone will be impressed.

[Like 70% sure this isn't just Cain being an asshole, the thought that there's two of them around is too much to bear.]

[ssrs]

id be homicidal if i didnt have electricity too
uh

[ didn't think that far -- ]

ig i can sit in ur lap

Text: UN: hopefulfuture

[despairing_hope]

How shameless, are people really that desperate to throw themselves on the ground like a dog this way? Aren't there better ways to get money than to beg for physical affection?

[menaces]

[ you two are looking for completely different kinds of smash partners here man ]

sure whatever that works
when and where?
wanna do a weekly thing?

[ but xue yang, you don't even know if you like smash. jk he has no standards for entertainment either and he's aware. ]

[menaces]

so when are you coming over?

[menaces]

if you're going to insult me, can you at least try a little harder?
if you've got a better way let's hear it

text; un: weiwuxian

[resurging]

...i guess i'll write up a list for your benefit.

Re: text; un: weiwuxian

[menaces]

why

[despairing_hope]

I wasn't trying to insult you at all.

[OK maybe he was a little, though, really they were just the first words that came to mind when he saw the post.]

Would you like me to? I don't really know you though, so it would be a bit difficult to do it properly. Based on this now I can only assume you have no dignity and can't be insulted anyway.

[resurging]

DOES A SLASHED STOMACH EXCITE YOU

[leatherdaddy]

[ It's only after some inner debate and scrutinizing of the photograph for Gladio to wager a guess. ]

xue yang?
are you kidding me??

[ He's going to give this degenerate some tough love. Or... something. He promised he's someone to throw down with the next time Sanguis asserts itself, so he should probably make sure he's not going to break the moment he clashes swords with him. ]

if you're well enough to post this crap
you're well enough for practice

[mingyues]

[menaces]

it doesn't not excite me?