text; un:tangtang

[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
the attached list is blank)

Comments

un: 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚒

[ssrs]

so youll do anything?

[menaces]

that's the idea

un: stickysticky

[ninpos]

wow
you really look like a guy from home who wants to rip my guts out

also the list being blank means you’re down for anything??? tell me your opinion about bear traps

[menaces]

you sure i'm not that guy?
bring the bear trap just don't fuck up my good leg

[ one is already injured and that sucker is fair game ]

text | un: Abel

[affabel]

What's that old phrase? You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar?

[menaces]

sweetheart this is my honey
you haven't seen me sour

Text: UN: hopefulfuture

[despairing_hope]

How shameless, are people really that desperate to throw themselves on the ground like a dog this way? Aren't there better ways to get money than to beg for physical affection?

[menaces]

if you're going to insult me, can you at least try a little harder?
if you've got a better way let's hear it

text; un: weiwuxian

[resurging]

...i guess i'll write up a list for your benefit.

Re: text; un: weiwuxian

[menaces]

why

[leatherdaddy]

[ It's only after some inner debate and scrutinizing of the photograph for Gladio to wager a guess. ]

xue yang?
are you kidding me??

[ He's going to give this degenerate some tough love. Or... something. He promised he's someone to throw down with the next time Sanguis asserts itself, so he should probably make sure he's not going to break the moment he clashes swords with him. ]

if you're well enough to post this crap
you're well enough for practice

[menaces]

oooh what are we practicing

[mingyues]

[menaces]

[ sup dumb romantic introvert #1 ]

Action

[firstkissofsteel]

Daozhang? [She ‘looks’ up from where she’d been playing some kind of sound game on of communicator, head tilting curious.]

Didn’t you say it looked like da ge posted something on the network thing? What’s it say? Or was it not him?

text | un: stormflower

[sleepinglotus]

I wouldn't say I have -low- standards but I don't mind helping people out where I can.

[menaces]

i'm a catch anyway i just don't wanna spend a lot of time negotiating
what do you like?

un: shadowplayer

[overcloaked]

I guess there's something to be said for the direct approach.

But it might not be the best idea to be that open-ended about what you're willing to do, you know. You might end up attracting the attention of some real weird people with something like that.

[menaces]

that's the trick
i'm the weird people

[Text- Private]

[tobrushawaysnow]

We will not starve, Xue Yang.

[menaces]

a-chen! are you worried about me? ❤️

Voice; un: aqing

[firstkissofsteel]

I’m not 12! What are you doing!? I could help contribute, I’m capable! I’m blind, not— [She doesn’t even know what word to use to describe someone who wouldn’t be capable of moonlacing.

HUFF!] I can moonlace too!

voice;

[menaces]

Stop fussing, A-Qing. Just let your family take care of you for once. I'm your brother, right?

[ he pauses, taking a breath. there's a strange... tension? in his voice ]

I remember you didn't like getting approached by strangers on the street.

text; un: filthyrich1

[whitehairedprettyboy]

While I take offence to the insinuation that responding positively to your inquiry brands me a 'slut', I certainly don't intend to turn down an opportunity to produce Chroma. I do hope, for both our sakes, that I shan't find you quite so abrasive in person.

[ Yeah, he's just assuming the guy's going to go for it on the strength of this reply alone. ]

[menaces]

[ shoulda just banked on xue yang's complete lack of standards ]

sure you can gag me if you want it's whatever
time and place?

text; un: ilikebigboats

[boobytraps]

( Well, Isabela is definitely intrigued. )

How low are we talking?

[menaces]

low enough to agree so wherever that bar falls for you

text | un: Lightning

[lightningruins]

You're down for ANYTHING?

[menaces]

[ this is going to be more dumb shit he just knows it ]

that's what it says

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

My goodness, you are so magnanimous and handsome, I cannot see why you should have to limit your search to those with low standards.

attachment: prism.ate

There!
I tried to share my profile from the "hookup app." Did it work?

[menaces]

huh neat
yeah i see it

[ he's not sure why he needs to see it but it's cool? ]

what am i supposed to do with it

un: fashionista.

[desadist]

not having any limits sounds dangerous.

[menaces]

probably
but that's fine

un: xinmo

[bailian]

Just how many of those incredibly limited slots are left?

[ Half teasing, because while he's not opposed to helping it's difficult to take some of this seriously. ]

[menaces]

depends who's asking
just kidding my schedule's not that full right now
what kinda boring stuff are you into?