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[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
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[resurging]

yangyang.
i'm sure there's some good still left in you, no matter how small it is.
if you get hurt, that hurts me too.

be careful with yourself.

[menaces]

i think hurting is part of who i am
i got a lot of debt
you might want to look away for what comes next

[resurging]

never mind the future for now.
and anyway, i don't think we should argue about it here.
let's argue in person!

but first, let's focus about you and whatever has propelled you to make this post.
how is your household doing? do you need chroma?

[menaces]

i mean there's four of us and we got one bedroom and two beds so not great
and i've been injured
and you've been busy
how are things with lan wangji?

[resurging]

...well, it could be worse. who sleeps on the floor?

i'm not busy now! meet with me!

why are we talking about lan zhan

[menaces]

me, usually

[ not since he's been injured, but he was definitely the one couch surfing before that. not keen on going back. ]

i figured he's what you've been busy with
he's kept me pretty busy too
where do you wanna meet?

[resurging]

oh

--HEY IT'S NOT LIKE THAT WITH LAN ZHAN
HE'S VERY GENTLEMANLY AND FRIENDLY
we've just been hanging out on rooftops and
well, i do all the talking, mostly
please don't fight him

do you want to come over?

[menaces]

i'm not the one trying to fight him
but i'm glad he's ... 'gentlemanly' with you
you alone?

[resurging]

why is that in quotation marks
of course lan zhan is gentlemanly

and i am! jiang cheng went out to yell at birds or something

[menaces]

ask him why he keeps saying 'love' at me in quotations
i'll be over in a bit but only if you agree to lock your brother out until we're done

[ he cannot be getting into another fight with another of the angry homicidal men in wei wuxian's life right now. ]

[resurging]

[ ...xue yang you're also an angry homicidal man in wei wuxian's life, in case you hadn't noticed. ]

i'll lock him out. if he breaks the lock it's his fault.

do you want food?

[menaces]

[ look no one ever said he wasn't??

though that's a good point. wei wuxian why are you like this. ]

do i get to eat it off you?

[resurging]

why would you do that
we have bowls?
don't you have bowls?

[menaces]

[ god you're all so fucking stupid ]

sorry, i forgot who i was talking to
i'm on my way
whatever you want to eat is good

[ but he's still going to bring over chocolate spread and give wei wuxian a crash course. he's just not enough of a glutton for punishment to try to explain it through text. he is however enough of a glutton for punishment to try to goad lan wangji into a rematch, so make of that what you will. ]

[resurging]

[ why are all the men in wei wuxian's life like... this. is this where the gods have dispersed wei wuxian's sensibilities? is this the exchange equivalent for wei wuxian's creativity? ]

i'll start warming the food for you
do you want fried rice
oh we have sweet chicken too
and vegetable dumplings in chili sauce

[ let him live his housewife dreams thank you ]

[menaces]

[ or you just have a type and it's a bad one ]

dumplings sound really good
i'll bring some wine

[ sure, wei wuxian can practice being a housewife and xue yang can play at feeling like he belongs ]

[resurging]

[ doubt ]

ah, thank you! but let's not drink too much, okay? i want to remember things when we're done!

[ why are you trying to make this really sad, xue yang ]

[menaces]

you can save it for later if you want

[ he's thinking like immediately after. pass out on the roof like you like to do. anyway xue yang's whole everything is sad so. ]

cute that you want to remember
i know i'm never going to forget about you