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[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
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[menaces]

no idea, guess we spent a lot of time killing each other
anyway how's that gonna make us money?

[ssrs]

id be homicidal if i didnt have electricity too
uh

[ didn't think that far -- ]

ig i can sit in ur lap

[menaces]

[ you two are looking for completely different kinds of smash partners here man ]

sure whatever that works
when and where?
wanna do a weekly thing?

[ but xue yang, you don't even know if you like smash. jk he has no standards for entertainment either and he's aware. ]

[ssrs]

[ listen... there's a reason why itaru's not getting any. anyway if xy doesn't like smash there's other games?? ]

shouldn't you at least wait until you see if im decent-looking, or something?
but weekly works
im kinda broke too so whatever

[ weekly... gaming :) ]

[menaces]

[ ok itaru we'll... try to keep you on track ]

nope, wasn't asking for people with low standards because i had any

[ he's gonna hit you later for even pretending like your dumb face was going to be a problem though for sure ]

i'm coming over send me your location

[ssrs]

[ good luck... ]

oh
ok

[ well, he knows he's not ugly or entirely undesirable, but... listen... ]

huh? rn?
i mean sure
just txt me when ur close im crashing at a friends place and hes got all sorts of traps set up

[menaces]

what the fuck?
no that sounds amazing
i'm doing the obstacle course

[ssrs]

[ XY NO... ]

sure
im not gathering ur corpse from the floor if u die tho

[menaces]

[ and yet itaru is allowing it ]

i mean what you do with my corpse is between you and your friend so that's none of my business

[ssrs]

[ look if xue yang has a death wish who is itaru to deny him ]

ur organs good to sell or r u sick?

[menaces]

why would someone want my organs? like to eat? they're probably fine unless all the necromancy did something to me

[ssrs]

dunno
maybe
usually people pay for them to get their own shitty ones replaced but maybe someone eats them too
u never know

[menaces]

you can replace organs? let's talk more about this when i get there
if i get there
:)