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[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
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[menaces]

[ and yet itaru is allowing it ]

i mean what you do with my corpse is between you and your friend so that's none of my business

[ssrs]

[ look if xue yang has a death wish who is itaru to deny him ]

ur organs good to sell or r u sick?

[menaces]

why would someone want my organs? like to eat? they're probably fine unless all the necromancy did something to me

[ssrs]

dunno
maybe
usually people pay for them to get their own shitty ones replaced but maybe someone eats them too
u never know

[menaces]

you can replace organs? let's talk more about this when i get there
if i get there
:)