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[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
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Comments

[ninpos]

i mean i'm curious about trying one thing so
if you're down for whatever and won't pussy out we can hook up

[menaces]

time and place

[ninpos]

how about tonight?
i'll book us a hotel over at level 4, i don't wanna have to clean the sheets

[menaces]

i'll be there
6? 7?
should i come on an empty stomach?

[ what's getting on the sheets? is it blood? is it his blood? ]

[ninpos]

7

[ watch her get there at like... 7:30 ]

yeaaaaaa don't eat anything!
i'm pretty sure you won't die but i'd rather we not deal with anything too awkward you know
like
not to sound mean or whatever but i might just kill you if that happens!

[menaces]

[ don't run so late that he gets hangry ]

yeah yeah sure you could certainly try
you got a name? who am i looking for when i get there?

[ninpos]

[ gives him water ]

aaaaaaa don't tease me like that already~
but yeah you're right i'm a weak girlie who can't do much~~~ i can't kill you~~~~~

yuzuriha
and is this your way of asking for a pic??

[menaces]

[ look a lot of people have tried to kill him and so far only one has succeeded ]

oh you're a girl?
neat
and a pic, what shirt you're gonna be wearing, whatever im not picky i just don't wanna waste time trying to find you

1/2

[ninpos]

the finest one you'll meet
i just like, totally stick out y'know... because of my beauty

[ninpos]

anyway here ya go
feel free to save it

[ So it's definitely her. Definitely in a virgin killer sweater that she got from Belial one time and totally not a recycled selfie she uses when thirsty boys want a tease before sending chroma. ]

[menaces]

[ interesting fashion choice. not really his type, but he can appreciate the aesthetics. ]

see you at 7

> action lmk if you wanna log it up and i'll move it bb

[ninpos]

[ So... She gets there at like 7:08 cause she's a bad bitch. Like real prismagram shit because she's dressed to be ready to go on a date; simple black dress and heels, when she honestly could have just showed up in sweats.

But when she sees him outside the hotel there's the inkling of a feeling that's who she's searching for. With a short wave her lips turn into a smile. ]

Hey! Sooooo sorry that I'm a little late. Traffic and all that -- [ Walking traffic... Listen she had to take a good ten minutes picking out the perfect shade of lipstick to wear! Appreciate her effort! ] You ready to head inside?

runs in wheezing 2 weeks late with starbucks

[menaces]

[ Sorry, he's morosexual and he's all full up on morons. The lipstick is completely wasted on him, but the important thing is you're having fun? He gives her a quick once over, shrugs, then nods. Mostly he's curious what she's got planned. How bad could it be? ]

Let's go then. [ He offers her his arm, just in case she wants it...? It seems like the thing to do. He's out of his element here, he's just out to make some Chroma and waste some time. ]