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[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
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Comments

[firstkissofsteel]

I don’t think his knife skills will really get him far here. [Or rather, they’d get him TOO far?? Hm.] Daozhang, you’re sounding so weird... Are you sure you’re okay?

[Come up with a job for him...]

Target practice?

[mingyues]

Maybe he could do... wood carving with his knife skills. [ his expression is that akin to flailing for xiao xingchen but he keeps his tone as steady as possible. little does he know his face gives him entirely away.

no, he's not okay. this is a weird, weird feeling inside and he doesn't like it but —

a-qing, now you made him laugh. a half-choked laugh that is silenced and quickly covered up with a fake cough. not that it would fool a-qing. ]

You- you're not suggesting we use him as target practice, A-Qing?

[firstkissofsteel]

Carvings if what, though... [Surely someone out there wants finely carved wooden dicks though, right?

She grins at his laugh though—totally heard that!—and shrugs casually] Maybe not us but I’m sure other people would like to get a try! Besides, maybe I need the practice!

[She somehow says this with a straight face before beginning to giggle a little.]

[mingyues]

Wooden toys maybe? [ ... wooden dicks sounds legit though. ]

Do you need the practice? You have very sharp hearing, I am not sure your brother stands a chance but. [ he is considering something here... ] Would you like to learn some swordsmanship skills?

You cannot practice them on Xue Yang.

[firstkissofsteel]

[Yea that’s right Xiao Xingchen be on her side. She could totally whoop Xue Yang in a fight.

Still the offer surprises her, though his quick amendment that she couldn’t practice on Xue Yang is met with slightly disbelieving laughter]

I... guess I could. But I’m blind. [Well okay not actually but he doesn’t know that, and also she’s certainly seen him fight even while blind, so it’s clearly possible. Seems like a lot of wrk though.]

What if I just end up hurting everyone around instead on accident?

[mingyues]

[ it...would be a lot of work, rip. ] You do not need to worry about that, we would start training with wooden swords, nothing more dangerous.

[ he looks thoughtful, then shakes his head as if he is having some inner monologue about this entire idea. ] Being blind just means we need to train in a different way, it would not be impossible but perhaps more difficult than traditional teaching methods.

Ah, but this is just an idea. I am sure there are other things here to do that are more fun.

[firstkissofsteel]

[She wonders just how qualified he is to teach bond sword fighting when he...doesn’t even have h th e memories of being blind himself to guide him. Hm.]

No, no! I want to! Anything daozhang teaches me will be at least a little fun! And maybe one day I’ll be good enough to kick Da ge’s butt!

[mingyues]

[ who knows! but he is at least willing to try and figure it out for a-qing, so that she can protect herself if needed. not that he plans on ever leaving her in a position where she is vulnerable but this place is unpredictable.

he laughs. ]

Please, do not injure your Da-ge.