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[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
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[wearingguess]

Oh, well
Anything you like, I suppose.
I thought that if you also had a profile on there, we might "swipe right" on one another?
Then again, we are already corresponding, so
There is really no need for that, is there...


Well, at least now we have both shared photos of ourselves!

[menaces]

[ this thing is neat and he might play around with it later, but for now... ]

yeah you're cute enough
you wanna meet up then?

[wearingguess]

By all means! Where and when? (I assume not your place, since there are romantic introverts and a twelve-year-old there)

[menaces]

we could rent a place, borrow a place, or get arrested for public indecency
you pick

[wearingguess]

You may come to my home! I often dislike living alone, but I admit it is convenient at times like this.

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My schedule is quite flexible, so simply let me know when you would like to meet up! I shall set an "alert"