text; un:tangtang

[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
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text | un: stormflower

[sleepinglotus]

I wouldn't say I have -low- standards but I don't mind helping people out where I can.

[menaces]

i'm a catch anyway i just don't wanna spend a lot of time negotiating
what do you like?

[sleepinglotus]

[Okay well the ego is a little... much, but he'll deal.]

That's fair.

If you're talking general hobbies I like cooking.

If you're talking moonlacing I'm still somewhat new to the sexual aspect of it so I can't really say I have any specific preferences yet.

[menaces]

hey are you good? the cooking. i've been trying to learn. i think i do okay but maybe you could check for me
we could figure out what you like together too. i know stuff.

[sleepinglotus]

Yes, actually. Self taught but I've honed my skills fairly well. I wouldn't mind helping you with that.

[menaces]

so just the cooking?

[sleepinglotus]

Oh, no. Sorry, I should have been clearer. I would be willing to help you with cooking things and would be alright with you helping me figure things out in return.

[menaces]

oh nice
dinner and a hookup that's almost a date
maybe i should bring flowers

[ that's a done thing, right? he's been watching a lot of trashy tv while on bedrest ]

[sleepinglotus]

[Clearly, but Ren is actually amused.]

I wouldn't say no to that.

[menaces]

great let me know when's good for you
can we do it at your place?
got four people living at mine

[sleepinglotus]

I'm free whenever right now.

Though I also have people living with me...

[menaces]

oh okay
let's meet up at my friend's house
i'll ask her to leave

[sleepinglotus]

Sorry, you were about three months too late for me to still have an empty apartment.

That sounds fine, though. See you soon then?

[menaces]

yeah the little lady won't have any complaints

[ i.e. the word 'no' isn't in her vocab. he fires off yuri's address to a perfect stranger and heads on over there himself ]

[sleepinglotus]

[Maaaybe don't tell Ren that. He'll feel bad about it.]

Alright. I'll see you there then.