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[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
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[menaces]

Stop fussing, A-Qing. Just let your family take care of you for once. I'm your brother, right?

[ he pauses, taking a breath. there's a strange... tension? in his voice ]

I remember you didn't like getting approached by strangers on the street.

[firstkissofsteel]

That’s—

[Okay he’s not wrong, but she grits her teeth, feeling uncomfortable with it anyway. After a long moment she huffs out a breath in a rush.] ...Things were easier when you could just steal money, like the good old days. [damn modern technology, stealing her job.]

And of course I didn’t like that. Who would when it’s some strangers on the street like that!? But this is different!

...I don’t want to be taken care of it means being useless while you do stuff like this for us.

[menaces]

You're not useless.

[ no, seriously ]

Someone has to keep an eye on Xiao-daozhang while I'm out. We can't leave him unattended. [ he gives a laugh at that and you can almost hear him shaking his head ] Can you imagine?

[firstkissofsteel]

[She makes a face, even though he can't see it]

He gets in enough trouble even with us around. I don't even want to imagine if we weren't here...

[She sighs though, still not quite feeling right about this all.]

...Do we really need a bigger place? What's wrong with what we have? [THE TWO BEDS IN ONE ROOM IS WORKING GREAT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.]

[menaces]

[ he just stares at his phone a bit like she's gonna catch on all on her own ]

........I'm not going back to the couch.

[ you know, where he was sleeping before he got injured? ]

[firstkissofsteel]

I didn’t have any problems with you sleeping on the couch.

[One can practically hear the shit-eating grin shes got on her face at that.]

[menaces]

When we move, I'm putting your room in the basement where you belong.

[ he's joking, probably ]